Chuck Steinway

Australian author and freelance writer. Books include satirical drop-bear horror stories, Sole Survivor I and Sole Survivor II: Drop Bears on the Loose from Unnerving Press's Rewind or Die line; the over-the-top Cronenbergian novelette Autotomy Cocktail, and the duology The Encampment by the Gorge & Blood Memory from Demain Publishing; and his latest release, When the Cicadas Stop Singing, a harrowing tale of survival in post-apocalyptic Australia.

Bloody awkward exchange between teen sheila and older salty bloke hitting on her

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You know, there’s a lot to be said for body language. Deadset, it’s almost as if we have this evolutionary ability to communicate information to people without saying anything. S**t, turning it around, it’s almost lik...

Irish bloke befriends Ronaldinho and heads to his place for keepie-uppies and beer!

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We reckon that even if you’re not too big on your soccer, you probably know who bloody Ronaldinho is. Yeah, nah, deadset, he’s one of the game’s elite players, and many have claimed that at his peak, he was one of the...

The Nevermind baby is suing Nirvana over allegely being forced into “commercial sexual acts”

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When you’ve been around for a while, you can be forgiven for starting to think you’ve seen everything. Yeah, nah, it’s true. You start to take the world for granted. You forget about its propensity to spew up surprisi...

This US sheila’s culture shock upon moving to Oz is f#@*en gold!

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One of the big bloody joys of travelling the world is that it gives you a new perspective on your own neck of the woods. Yeah, nah, deadset. It lets you see how much we do differently here in Straya and helps you real...

Amazon Supervisor yells at workers for leaving 1 minute early, Internet blows up

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One of the things we bloody love about the modern age is that we seem to be, slowly but surely, trying to move to a more gentle world. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not sure it’s all that effective at the moment, but it’s...

Massive bloody python says hello in Sydney supermarket

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When you talk about stereotypical Australia, you might assume that there are bloody snakes everywhere. Fortunately, most Aussies are sensible blokes and level-headed sheilas, and they’ll point you in the right directi...

ABC accidentally cuts to a Satan worship gathering during the news

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we bloody love an innocent television f**k-up. Yeah, nah, there's nothing better than the awkward silence that rests heavily on the screen when a news reporter has to keep their game-face on ...

Boston Dynamics robots now do Parkour!

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By now, the advances Boston Dynamics are making with their robots aren’t exactly news to most people. We all know that they’ve got the bloody things doing some pretty f**ken cool stuff, and every time they let us know...

Google Earthers find mysterious “ice ship” in the Antarctic

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We know we often sound like a broken f**ken record when we talk about the cool s**t people find on Google Earth, but we can’t help it. Yeah, nah, it’s not our fault. Deadset, people keep finding cool s**t, and we have...

Some of the Internet’s greatest “Not my f#*@en job” moments

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The world’s full of people and they all come in different stripes. Yeah, nah, some people will do whatever they can to help others, some will do a little bit, and some will do f**k-all. And that’s all right. After all...

Kid mistakes beer for milo – and now the company’s been banned from advertising it!

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As you can probably imagine, we bloody love a nice drop of craft beer here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and judging from the refrigerators at the local bottlo, we’re not the only ones. Matter of fact, people are loving the s*...

Bizarre series of events sees a cat KO a pensioner then fight sock wearing dog

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If you’ve kept abreast of what we do here at Ozzy Man Reviews, the news that cats are c**ts won’t be new to you. Yeah, nah, that s**t’s old knowledge. Don’t get us wrong, it doesn’t mean they’re not loveable buggers; ...

Ryan Reynolds’ new movie is his highest-ever rated on Rotten Tomatoes

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It’s pretty bloody hard not to love Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, nah, he’s a bona fide legend who’s made a name for himself as a top bloke on and off the screen. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that his movies are usually pretty b...

The Aussie bloke immortalised in a KFC drive-thru!

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We reckon it’s probably fair to suggest that most of us remember our childhood jobs. Of course, that s**t isn’t usually reciprocal. After all, your local fast food joint has employed bloody thousands of workers over t...

Elon Musk follows woman on Twitter, she thanks him, then he unfollows

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Elon Musk. As you know, he’s a bloody billionaire. He’s also a bit of a cult figure. Yeah, nah, between his plans to get into space, his plans to royally f**k the night-time sky for everyone, and his renowned Twitter ...

There’s a sub on Reddit called “Cringetopia” and it delivers gems like these

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Seeing as you’re already on the internet, we’re just going to assume you’ve seen things that could make a grown adult cringe. Yeah, nah, it’s all part and parcel of the gig. Sometimes, though, you just can’t help but ...

Brendan Fraser gets emotional when he discovers the Internet is rooting for him

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Brendan bloody Fraser was a pretty f**ken big deal back in the day. For a while there, the big bloody legend was everywhere, and movies like The Mummy were hot f**ken s**t. Yeah, nah, he was on top of the world, and t...

This Russian bloke built a f@*#en flame-throwing car!

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F**k yes, internet, f**k yes! For some reason, we haven’t shared a crazy Russian video with you for a little while, but thankfully, we’re back at it – and thanks to the sheer levels of bats**t insanity they’re willing...

Foo Fighters are back to troll the Westboro Baptist Church Again

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If you’re familiar with the Foo Fighters or the Westboro Baptist Church, you’ll know that the band and the infamous church are frequently coming to metaphorical blows. If you haven’t come across their clashes before, ...

South Korean YouTuber randomly decides to visit real gang members in Stockton, California

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It’s no secret that the world’s full of stereotypes. Of course, you don’t need us to tell you that. Just consider for a second what comes to mind if you think about visiting a real gang in the Californian city of Stoc...