Chuck Steinway

Australian author and freelance writer. Books include satirical drop-bear horror stories, Sole Survivor I and Sole Survivor II: Drop Bears on the Loose from Unnerving Press's Rewind or Die line; the over-the-top Cronenbergian novelette Autotomy Cocktail, and the duology The Encampment by the Gorge & Blood Memory from Demain Publishing; and his latest release, When the Cicadas Stop Singing, a harrowing tale of survival in post-apocalyptic Australia.

Fighter Pilot Draws Massive 56 Kilometre D*ck In The Sky

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When it comes to male humour, there’s one thing that never gets old and never goes out of fashion. The dick joke. Variations on the dick joke ‘come’ in many forms and they’re all funny all the time. All right, t...

Shaman Dives Into Croc Infested Waters To Prove Supernatural Powers, Gets Eaten

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Crocodiles are big scary b*****ds, we all know that, but we also all know that if you stay out of their way they’re one of the easiest man-eating beasts to avoid. Simple fact: unless you’re Steve Irwin (or his progeny...

The Vomit Inducing Moment Vet Pops Dozens Of Maggots Out Of Dogs Skin

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All right, consider this a warning. Today’s video is pretty definitely bloody gross. Creepy crawly gross. Infected wound gross. Shaved dog gross. There’s no official word on where this video originated, but it’s pr...

Why The World’s Deadliest Bird Keeps Breaking Into People’s Houses

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Now this is what I’m talking about! We’ve heard a lot about the tough guys of the animal kingdom in recent weeks: hippos that lay the smack down on lions, hippos that terrify Steve Irwin, lions that are definitely vot...

Mountain Bikers Quick Reaction After Huge Bear Appears On Trail

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Ah, there’s nothing like a nice peaceful mountain bike ride through the bush. The wind rushing through your hair as you careen up and down the foothills, the blur of verdant greens and earthy browns whizzing by as you...

Two Of London’s Biggest Museums Went To War On Twitter And It’s Glorious

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Museum fight! F*** yes! In a Twitter war of epic proportions two of London’s greatest museums, The Natural History Museum and The Science Museum have been set up for the ultimate competition: which museum is better? ...

London Sewers Have Been Blocked By This Elephant Sized Ball of Fat

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With Stephen King’s It absolutely killing it in cinemas at the moment, you might think there could be nothing worse than an interdimensional demon living in the sewers, sh**, you could even be forgiven for thinking it...

The Scientific Reason McDonald’s Coke Tastes Better Than Any Other Fast Food Outlet

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Have you ever noticed that for some bizarre bloody reason, the coke at McDonalds just tastes better than the coke at other fast food restaurants – and no, we’re not talking about the canned and bottled stuff, we’re ta...

Chainsaw Wielding Nun Goes Viral For Hurricane Irma Clean Up Efforts

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All right, ya wankers, this is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever had reason to write. Nun with a f*****g chainsaw.  That’s right. Chainsaw-wielding-nun. Talk about a dangerous habit! When I hear those words com...

Epic Time-lapse of Bloke Building New 7,500 Piece Lego Millennium Falcon

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Where would the world be without manchildren? Well, it’d probably be in the same place it is now, but it’d have to be a bit less magical wouldn’t it? It’d be a bit less nerdy, a bit less entertaining, a bit less happy...

Mash Up Of Every Insult ‘The Hound’ Says on GoT Is F*&king Mint!

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We all know that Sandor f***ing Clegane, aka the Hound, has got some of the sickest burns in Game of Thrones. And no, we’re not talking about the gnarly scars on the chewed up piece of leather he calls a face; we’re t...

Extreme Meteorologist Leaves His Car To Take Hurricane Irma Head On

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Unless you’ve been living underneath the biggest bloody rock in town, you would have heard that poor old Florida has copped a frigging battering from Hurricane Irma over the last few days. The crazy as f*** hurricane ...

The ‘Best Weatherman Ever’ Has Won An Award For This Viral Hurricane Irma Report

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Yeah, nah, what the f*** is this three hurricanes at once sh** that Mother Nature is throwing at us now?  Seriously, that sh** just ain’t cricket.  I mean, Mother Nature or Gaia the Earthmother or whatever the bloody ...

Deep Sea Diver Reveals Extreme Body Changes After Re-Surfacing Too Quickly

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The Bends. It’s not just a seminal Radiohead album, it’s also the name of a pretty bloody debilitating and often fatal illness.  It leaves its victims with dizziness, headaches, nausea, joint pain and neurological con...

Bloke Comes Up With Incredible Scheme For Smuggling Alcohol Into Festivals

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It doesn’t take a genius to work out that festival booze usually sucks a fat one.  It’s usually weak as p***, it’s usually so expensive you need a second mortgage just to get a buzz on and the bars are usually located...