Chuck Steinway

Australian author and freelance writer. Books include satirical drop-bear horror stories, Sole Survivor I and Sole Survivor II: Drop Bears on the Loose from Unnerving Press's Rewind or Die line; the over-the-top Cronenbergian novelette Autotomy Cocktail, and the duology The Encampment by the Gorge & Blood Memory from Demain Publishing; and his latest release, When the Cicadas Stop Singing, a harrowing tale of survival in post-apocalyptic Australia.

Woman found with a loaded gun in her vagina at traffic stop

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Talk about having one in the chamber! A Missouri woman was found to be hiding a .380 calibre handgun in her meat-sheath during a traffic stop. Chuck here. Consider this your ridiculous euphemism warning. We’ll be t...

Model being sued for sexually arousing dog after being asked to pose with it

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How ya going you animals? Chuck here again. I’d say you’re not gonna believe this story, but let’s face it, you probably are. So... shy of rubbing his belly a little too well and getting the red rocket to appear, h...

Kanye West & Donald Trump share bromance on Twitter

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G’day folks, Chuck here again with a wrap-up of one of this week’s ‘biggest’ stories: the Kanye/Trump Twitter love affair. https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/989179757651574784 Yes, for some reason, Kanye’s tw...

Dad who choked daughter’s bully describes the moment that sent him over the edge

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G’day blokes and blokettes, Chuck here again. How ya going? My missus is always telling me there’s nothing more annoying than someone smiling at you when you’re already pissed off and blowing ya top at them. It is,...

The King of Swaziland just renamed his own country

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G’day, Chuck here. The world these days is pretty globalised. It’s easy to travel around the planet, visit a wealth of countries and explore the diverse cultures of Earth. But if we have to be critical and menti...

Kim Jong Un’s bodyguards run alongside his limo as he heads for lunch

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Things have been pretty serious on the Korean Peninsula for a while now. There’s been US Submarines, North Korean weapons tests, threats of war, and intense conversations between the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, ...

Man jailed after middle finger salute to speed camera

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G’day, Chuck here. Tell me, cobbers, what are your thoughts on speed cameras? Do you see a need for ‘em? Do you begrudgingly accept their existence? Do you outright hate the f**ken things enough to dedicate eight ...

China has started punishing jaywalkers by spraying them with cold water for crossing at red lights

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To me, jaywalking has always seemed like a victimless crime. There’s probably a good argument it shouldn’t even be a crime considering it’s one of the first lessons most kids receive from their olds. Right after ‘good...

People take LSD and try to assemble IKEA furniture

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People do strange things for the internet. They debase themselves. They perform kooky experiments. They ‘react’ to other videos. And, wouldn’t you know it; they even take drugs and assemble Ikea furniture. Hike...

12 year old boy steals credit card and goes on Bali holiday after fight with mum

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Remember being told ‘no’ as a kid? For most of us, it was a routine part of life. Questions like ‘Mum, can I have a muesli bar?’ ‘Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?’ or ‘Can I please not eat my Brussels sprouts?’ all...

20 year old bloke attacked by shark, bear and snake in three years

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I don’t know about you, but I’d consider any single attack from a deadly snake, big-ass bear or ravenous shark a pretty unfortunate event. If I experienced all three, I’d ask myself what sort of old school big game tr...

Tourists busted on camera doing the dirty during police raid on Thai swinger orgy

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Mate! Mate! Mate! Isn’t that a headline that just about has it all? Down below you’ll find a video containing a sh**load of tourists – including dozens from Pommyland – caught with their pants down after Thai police w...

Huge Wild Boar Caught Rummaging Through a Bin

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We all know that wild boars can get pretty bloody big, but new footage from Hong Kong has revealed just how gargantuan they can get. The video footage, which you can view down below, was filmed outside a school in Hon...

Going To The Gym Is a Sign of Being Gay, Says This Malaysian Newspaper

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In a timely reminder that not everywhere around the world is as sophisticated as us here in Ozzyland, a Malaysian newspaper has published a gay-spotter’s checklist that’ll help gay dudes work out who is and who isn’t ...

Huge English Supermarket Faces Backlash Over ‘Sexist’ Trolley Instructions

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The latest storm in the teacup that is social media concerns everyone’s favourite subject, gender neutrality. You know, that awesome topic that always ends with a common sense discussion… Tesco is basically one...