Chuck Steinway

Australian author and freelance writer. Books include satirical drop-bear horror stories, Sole Survivor I and Sole Survivor II: Drop Bears on the Loose from Unnerving Press's Rewind or Die line; the over-the-top Cronenbergian novelette Autotomy Cocktail, and the duology The Encampment by the Gorge & Blood Memory from Demain Publishing; and his latest release, When the Cicadas Stop Singing, a harrowing tale of survival in post-apocalyptic Australia.

400lbs Current World’s Strongest Man Steps Into The Ring With 140lb Pro Boxer

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I f*****g love a good old ‘who would win’ conversation. The possibilities in the match-up are endless: Who would win: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator or Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop? Who would win: Hump...

Woman Pretends To Be Pregnant So She Could Sneak Snacks Into Cinema

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Every now and then the internet lights up with news of a ‘genius’ life-hack. Sometimes the idea is inspired, sometimes it’s a little hackneyed, sometimes it just seems like it’d be kind of a good idea except for the f...

Russian Bear Currently on the Loose Carrying Two Guns Stolen From Hunter

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F*** YES! You read that sh** properly. There is a bear on the loose in Russia (where else) with two guns.  The cheeky ursine prick broke into a hunter’s cabin, stole the weapons and is now presumably hunting the hu...

NZ Police Release Video To Recruit New Officers And It Is F*cking Brilliant

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The Kiwis have released some bloody top-notch ads recently.  In classic Taika Waititi style, it seems they’re embracing their inner cuzzy-bro to great effect.  Check out this police recruitment video and you’ll be con...

Australian Ferry To Be Officially Named Ferry McFerryface After Public Vote

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All right, Wanky McWankfaces, the votes are in! Yes, despite humanity collectively deciding that commitment to a meme is far more important than classical naming conventions in the recent past; Sydney Ferries invited ...

Some Big Changes Could Happen To The Internet We Know, And It’s Frightening

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For years now, we’ve become accustomed to freely surfing the internet. We know that as long as what we’re looking at is legal and legit, and preferably not torrented or pirated, than we have free reign. That’s all tha...

According to NASA This ‘Miracle’ Plant Found In Supermarkets Can Prevent Snoring

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OK, Blokes and blokettes, if you’re anything like me and you’ve been accused of keeping your significant other awake with your snoring, Asda in the UK might have the answer… Back when I was a young lad, pouch-high ...

Soccer Player Scores Two Goals, Subs Himself Off, Runs To See His New Baby Born

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To the average bloke who might not know much about professional football, it can seem like a very serious and intense world. There’s millions of dollars riding on every decision, success or failure can mean promotion ...

Angry McNugget Lover Arrested After Ordering 200 Hash Browns

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I’ve gotta say, straight up, this is one of the most bogan news stories I’ve ever read.  It’s a tale of disappointment, a tale of anger, of lost tempers and, undoubtedly, a tale of regret. Let’s get the basics out ...

Dead Sharks Are Washing Up With Their Livers Removed

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I’m not a big fan of great white sharks.  They’re big, they’re scary and they can just about get f***ed in my humble opinion.  So with news that packs of orcas off the coast of South Africa are killing the b*****ds an...

Scientists Discover Human Items Inside Creatures From The Deepest Crevices Of The Sea

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Ah, flaming hell, ya drongoes.  This is no good.  It turns out that a proper scientific report has discovered that plastic pollution is so u-bloody-biquitous that even creatures from the deepest, darkest depths of the...

Elon Musk and Tesla Unveil Slick New Electric Semi-Truck

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Electric cars have just about become a normal part of our forward-thinking and progressive society these days.  But while they’re becoming more and more common, our roads are still clogged up by those big-ass polluter...

Touching Moment When An Orangutan Meets a Burn Victim At The Zoo

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Sometimes a video just tickles you right in the feels. More often than not videos like that involve animals, sick or injured people or incredible interactions. This video has all three. Back in 2015, Darci Mille...

Story of Two Women Who Survived Five Months Lost at Sea

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In a breath-taking true story to rival Life of Pi, two women have been rescued by the US Navy after spending five months staving off sharks, enduring wild storms, eating long-life rice and throwing dog turds over the ...

Perfectly Timed Photo Captures The Moment A Frog Eats A Snake

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Bloody frogs. Have you ever stopped to think how terrifying they’d actually be if they were big enough to attack humans. They’ve got that leap, that dead-eyed stare and that sticky f***ing tongue that fires out like a...

This Super Smart Russian Bloke Claims to be From Mars, And Has Proof

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You may have heard the saying ‘blokes are from Mars, sheilas are from Venus’. Well, the kid in today’s video doesn’t see that as a metaphor, he ACTUALLY reckons he’s from Mars. Check this sh** out… Boriska Kipriyan...

Internet Detectives “Discover” The Real Reason Kevin Was Left Home Alone

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With Christmas just around the corner, it’s about time we revisited a bloody classic and got nostalgic for some negligence: Home Alone. Let’s face facts here. Home Alone was a bloody phenomenon when it came out in...

Scientists Plan Cloning This Perfectly Preserved 50,000 Year Old Extinct Lion

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In a move that shows scientists have learned the square-root of dick from classic films like Jurassic Park, the discovery of an almost perfectly preserved cave lion cub has them frothing at the mouth.  The cheeky b...

Bloke Shows Off Brand New Synthol-Enlarged Biceps

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Some dudes spend hours and hours in the gym so they can look staunch as f***. They sweat, they strain, they eat high protein diets, they see the results of their hard work and they probably – I wouldn’t know, I've...

Drunk Bloke Shoots Himself in the D*ck When Hassling a Gator

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Mate, if you want to see the ultimate reason why you shouldn’t be combining guns, booze and alligators; today’s video is right up your alley. In it, you can see a none-too-wise bloke from Brazil taunt a gator with...