Police Use Gag From ‘The Simpsons’ To Trick Criminals Into Handing Themselves In
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It can’t be bloody easy working as a boy in blue these days. With all the technology scumbags and lowlifes everywhere have access to, you’d have to be coming up with all sorts of innovative techniques to make sure you...
Mother Elephant ‘Salutes’ Rescuers Who Saved Her Baby
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We frequently visit India here at Ozzyman.com. Unfortunately it’s usually because someone there has done something dumb or, worse, cruel to an animal. We’re looking at you, people who threw Molotov cocktails at a ba...
Photographer Reveals The Story Behind THAT Photo Of The Snake-eating Frog
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Remember that bloody awesome photo we posted a while back that, depending on whether you’re a glass half full or half empty kind of person, showed a green tree frog either chowing down on or spewing up a snake? Well,...
Scientists Catch A 500 Year Old Shark
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You’ve gotta love the wilderness! Whether you’re in a forest, a savannah, the mountains or the tundra, there’s always some other species there with some sort of amazing story. Then of course there’s the deserts, the...
The Blokes Of Reddit Go Public With What Makes Them Lose Respect For Other Men
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What does it mean to be a man? From the bloody great writers of the past like Hemingway and Steinbeck to modern movies (and novels) like Fight Club and from the plethora of internet sites like The Good Men Project an...
Couple Who Promised To Divorce If Same-Sex Marriage Passed Renege On Promise
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You may remember the Canberra couple, Nick and Sarah Jensen, who said that if Gay Marriage became a ‘thing’ in Ozzyland they’d be forced to divorce. Well, the Governor General, Sir Peter Cosgrove signed that bad boy ...
Chinese ‘Rooftopper’ Wu Yongning Films His Own Death During Stunt
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You’ve probably seen it doing the rounds on Facebook: Chinese man, Wu Yongning, falling to his death after climbing to the top of a twenty-story building and attempting pull-ups from one of its precipices. While this...
Couple Celebrates Losing Over 190kg With Romantic Gym Snapshot
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Losing weight can be a real motherf****r. As much as it sounds like simple maths (burn more calories than you eat), it’s not always so easy. Food is delicious. Lazing around eating it is fun. Nevertheless, one rem...
YouTuber Who Cemented His Head Into Microwave Continues To Piss People Off
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You may have seen a recent viral video where a pommy bloke accidentally cements his head into a microwave and has to be rescued by emergency services. Apparently, people are now expecting him to apologise for what th...
Man Owns Racist Woman When She Didn’t Believe He Could Be A First Class Passenger
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Racism comes in many forms. Whether we’re talking about the totally f****d up extreme and violent end of racism or the bloody insidious form that poisons people’s minds and encourages them to act out on prejudices th...
Chinese Break The Internet With New “Invisibility Cloak”
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F**k me sideways, technology is bloody amazing these days! We’ve got all sorts of cool sh** to show off to the aliens when they finally get here. But, I tell you what, while we’re busy shutting down our artificially...
Science Confirms Blokes Should Get Drunk With Their Mates Twice A Week
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You’ve got to bloody love it when Science raises its beautiful, beautiful head and imparts some knowledge that makes every bloke’s life better, boozier and more fulfilled. Just recently, our mate Science struck anoth...
Groom Meets Best Man For The First Time After 15 Years Of Gaming Online Together
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We all know that weddings are pretty important to the sheilas, but while they’re worrying about their dress and their hair, the groom has to put some bloody serious consideration into who’s going to be the best man. ...
You Can Buy A Holden Monaro With A Built In Barbecue
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The whole world knows that us Ozzys love a barbecue. We’re famous for them. And although we might not have any clue what a shrimp is, I’m sure we’d eat one if it was grilled to perfection in the backyard and washed ...
Study Shows Spiders Could Wipe Out The Human Race In One Year
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Some people think the world will end in fire. Others think it will end with a zombie apocalypse, and even more think it will end in an explosive nuclear war. Science has other ideas though. A recent study has deter...
A 518 Million Year-Old Fossil Has Been Discovered, And It’s Weird As F*$k
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Crikey, blokes, have a look at this gorgeous little creature: at an estimated 518 million years old, it’s been described as ‘strange beyond measure’. Considering it has a helmet head and a long cylindrical body, ...
75 Per Cent of People Reckon They Can Hear This GIF. WTF is Going On?
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We all know the brain is a funny beast capable of tricking us into thinking sh**loads of weird and wonderful things. It’ll turn shadows into monsters, incorporate sounds you hear at night into your dreams and, it see...
India Throws Eight Badass Donkeys In Prison
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Jail: The brig, the clink, the lockup, the penitentiary. Whatever you call it, it’s a place you don’t want to find yourself. Unfortunately for some bad-ass mofos, there’s no avoiding it, especially when you engage...
Mum Creates Child Friendly Story of Daenerys From Game of Thrones
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Loving Literature and wanting to share your favourite stories with your loved ones and children can be tough when your kids are young and the books you love have some racy or violent plotlines. That’s why this mot...
91 Year-Old Legend Fulfils His Dream of Crashing Through a Garage Door
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It’s bloody nice to have a dream. It’s even nicer to fulfil the b*****d. It gives you a great feeling of satisfaction, of accomplishment, and of the knowledge that you can see a task through to completion. If you ...
