Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Skateboarding Russian circus bear says “nah f**k you” and attacks its keepers

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Over the last few years, it seems like most of us in the civilised world have slowly come to the conclusion that circuses probably shouldn’t be travelling around, like Noah’s ark on wheels, with cages upon cages of wi...

Cop promises no arrest wants to ‘throw hands’ instead – actually follows through

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The police. These b*stards have a bloody tricky job on their hands. They’re supposed to help people from all walks of life, but that’s not always easy. Every now and then a cop just has to deal with someone who’s not ...

Couple share video of flight passengers joining mile high club

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We’ve talked before about the joy of flying on this website, and fresh from the delightful story of the bloke who used the seat in front of him as a pisstrough, we’ve got more airplane action for your reading pleasure...

Legend street artist transforms city streets

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At the risk of romanticising a little bit, cities live and breathe with personality. Do a little travelling and you’ll notice it in no time. Compare Berlin to London, Bucharest to Milan, Prague to Madrid; they all bus...

Spectacular timelapse video captures “microburst” storm dumping tonnes of water in lake

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Mother Nature is an awesome sheila. When it comes to impressing the onlookers with a bag of tricks, she has all the goodies. From her freaky fauna and flamboyant flora to her fabulous phenomena, the old duck knows how...

Bloke serves his friends his own amputated foot tacos

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All right, all right, all right, you don’t have to say it. We’re way ahead of you. This one is toe-tally gross. It’s the story of a man who shattered every bone in his foot in a motorcycle accident and had it amputate...

Gold Coast Anglican Church’s raunchy road sign has jaws dropping

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When a Gold Coast church ‘erected’ an awkward sign encouraging new members to ‘cum’ in, they were saying a little more than they bargained for. The sign, which read ‘Forgiveness is swallowing when you’d rather spit,’ ...

Scientists share the terrifying creatures they found in Australia’s 5km deep ocean

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Every drongo and their dog knows that Ozzyland is full of wildlife that’ll box your bloody ears in, damage your dangly bits and maul your manhood. We’ve got sharks that’ll sabotage your sister, spiders that’ll spit in...

Some of the “best” worst tattoos on the Internet

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Providing it’s not your own tough sticker, there’s plenty to love about a sh*t tattoo. Whether it’s terrible because of poor spelling, dodgy drawing or sheer why-the-f**k-would-you-get-that-tattooed-on-ness, a dodgy t...

Safari tourist attempts to pat wild lion from car window, instantly regrets it

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If there’s one piece of advice every wanker and their woman should keep in mind when they’re on safari, it’s this: keep your head, your arms, your limbs and your tits inside the vehicle at all times. Failure to do so ...

Three Pro-Wrestlers battle a male lion in tug of war

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In an exciting treat for visitors to the San Antonio Zoo this week, three WWE wrestlers went head to head with one young male lion in the most exciting tug of war contest you’ve seen since you were in high school! Chu...

Singer Soccer Kicks A Guy In Head After He Tries To Grope Her Onstage

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For some reason, some dudes just don’t understand that you don’t have the right to cop a feel whenever you have the urge. You’d think people would see videos like this one as a warning, but yeah-nah, they don’t. They ...

Bloke who reckons he has the world’s longest schlong says he slept with an Oscar winner

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Jonah Falcon reckons he’s got the world’s biggest dick. At 13.5 inches, he claims it’s the largest apple-headed monster in the entire world, the most massive maiden masher there is, the hugest hymen hammer in all of h...

Johnny Knoxville Breaks Down His Biggest Injuries

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Johnny Knoxville is one tough b*stard. If you’ve seen any of his stunts in Jackass, you probably suspect this, but listening to him break down his list of injuries in a video for Vanity Fair isn’t just intriguing, it’...

Town Airs Its Laundry In Defiance of Anonymous Letter

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If there’s one thing we love here in Ozzyland, it’s a good old-fashioned rebellion. We simply love people who stick it to the ‘man’ and stick their middle fingers up at the tall poppies who look down on others. The to...