Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Stunning photos of Doctor passed out on the floor after performing 5 operations in 28 hours

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I’m pretty sure we’ve all felt the urge to sneak a cheeky kip at work in the past, but I’m also pretty certain most of us are a little bit less deserving than the Chinese doctor who’s gone viral. Luo Heng, the bloke i...

Jet fighter does salt bae impressions after bombing ISIS

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Bloody memes are great aren’t they? Whether you’re sharing them on your Facebook account, printing them out for the office notice board or replicating them when you drop bombs on wankers from ISIS, they’re always ther...

Diego the randy tortoise has f**ked so much he’s single-handedly saved his entire species

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Bloody shell! Talk about a monumental claim to fame. Diego is a type of Galapagos Tortoise known by scientific wankers everywhere as Chelonoidis hoodensis. Found only in the wild on the Island of Espanola, the species...

Man pays off mortgage after winning on one cent bet

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In a headshakingly humongous slice of blind luck, cheeky pommy b**tard Derek Marsden has had a f**ken screamer with his Goliath accumulator bet. Laying down just one penny, his series of wins left him needing a bloody...

Messi’s response to fan asking if he remembers a gift he gave him years ago is gold

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Those of you who are familiar with Lionel Messi would have probably heard the phrases ‘little f**ken wizard,’ ‘magical little c**t,’ and ‘skilful little magician,’ used to describe him. Each of those phrases is pretty...

Spring breaker throws hands with 45-year-old man and gets melted

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Youth versus experience. Young versus old. Lad versus lord. However you want to put it, it’s a debate as old as time itself. The video you’re about to watch puts it to bed as emphatically as any video you’ve ever seen...

14 hyenas kill kudu bull in African Safari camp reception

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but FARK, African wildlife does not mess about. Imagine staying at a Safari camp and waking up in the morning to find out a pack of hyena had f**ken slaughtered a fully-grown...

Check out this mint mash-up vid with over 292 dance scenes from famous movies

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Movies are pretty f**ken grouse. So is dancing. Combine the two and you’ve got movies with dancing. That, you bloody dickheads, is a good thing. Whether you’re watching Billy Madison’s Happy Dance or Austin Powers’ Ma...

Harry Potter raps the entire “Alphabet Aerobics” on Jimmy Fallon

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So, the other day, the team here at Ozzy Man Reviews shared a video of Sophie Turner, the actress who plays Sansa from Game of Thrones, spitting Eminem lyrics like fire. While we thought it was a pretty grouse video, ...

Dad’s incredible reaction to son’s surprise return from the military

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Right, before you watch this one make sure you’ve got some tissues handy – and I’m not talking about the ones you left there last night, you filthy animals. Yeah, nah, you might feel like you’ve got something in your ...

Police Dog performs CPR on police offer

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Dogs. They’re all bloody good boys and good girls and they’ll learn to do anything for a treat. They protect our families from f**kheads, they help blind c**ts get around without being run over, and they fetch newspap...

Man mistakenly released from prison for two hours is returned by wife

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You just have to love a goody-two-shoes girlfriend or wife. They’re always around to keep us out of trouble and make sure we’re on the straight and narrow. Whether they’re making sure you don’t get too drunk, get home...

Teenage sheila uses sign language to calm the nerves of a deaf and blind man on flight

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You know, we hear a lot of bullsh*t these days about how the youth of today are f**ked and there’s no hope for the future and that people aren’t interested in looking after each other in this day and age. Thankfully, ...

A cardboard cut-out man keeps popping up at the World Cup

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In the world of football, or soccer, or land diving, whatever the f**k you wanna call it, not many people appreciate a plastic. These are the guys who support a team while they’re good and jump ship once they become s...

Sansa Stark spits Eminem lyrics like fire

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We all know that Game of Thrones is all about the surprises. From wicked plot twists to the deaths of your favourite characters, it’s a show that beats you right in the face with the unexpected. It stands to reason th...