Chuck Steinway

Australian author and freelance writer. Books include satirical drop-bear horror stories, Sole Survivor I and Sole Survivor II: Drop Bears on the Loose from Unnerving Press's Rewind or Die line; the over-the-top Cronenbergian novelette Autotomy Cocktail, and the duology The Encampment by the Gorge & Blood Memory from Demain Publishing; and his latest release, When the Cicadas Stop Singing, a harrowing tale of survival in post-apocalyptic Australia.

Man pays off mortgage after winning on one cent bet

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In a headshakingly humongous slice of blind luck, cheeky pommy b**tard Derek Marsden has had a f**ken screamer with his Goliath accumulator bet. Laying down just one penny, his series of wins left him needing a bloody...

Messi’s response to fan asking if he remembers a gift he gave him years ago is gold

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Those of you who are familiar with Lionel Messi would have probably heard the phrases ‘little f**ken wizard,’ ‘magical little c**t,’ and ‘skilful little magician,’ used to describe him. Each of those phrases is pretty...

Spring breaker throws hands with 45-year-old man and gets melted

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Youth versus experience. Young versus old. Lad versus lord. However you want to put it, it’s a debate as old as time itself. The video you’re about to watch puts it to bed as emphatically as any video you’ve ever seen...

14 hyenas kill kudu bull in African Safari camp reception

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but FARK, African wildlife does not mess about. Imagine staying at a Safari camp and waking up in the morning to find out a pack of hyena had f**ken slaughtered a fully-grown...

Check out this mint mash-up vid with over 292 dance scenes from famous movies

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Movies are pretty f**ken grouse. So is dancing. Combine the two and you’ve got movies with dancing. That, you bloody dickheads, is a good thing. Whether you’re watching Billy Madison’s Happy Dance or Austin Powers’ Ma...

Harry Potter raps the entire “Alphabet Aerobics” on Jimmy Fallon

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So, the other day, the team here at Ozzy Man Reviews shared a video of Sophie Turner, the actress who plays Sansa from Game of Thrones, spitting Eminem lyrics like fire. While we thought it was a pretty grouse video, ...

Dad’s incredible reaction to son’s surprise return from the military

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Right, before you watch this one make sure you’ve got some tissues handy – and I’m not talking about the ones you left there last night, you filthy animals. Yeah, nah, you might feel like you’ve got something in your ...

Police Dog performs CPR on police offer

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Dogs. They’re all bloody good boys and good girls and they’ll learn to do anything for a treat. They protect our families from f**kheads, they help blind c**ts get around without being run over, and they fetch newspap...

Man mistakenly released from prison for two hours is returned by wife

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You just have to love a goody-two-shoes girlfriend or wife. They’re always around to keep us out of trouble and make sure we’re on the straight and narrow. Whether they’re making sure you don’t get too drunk, get home...

Teenage sheila uses sign language to calm the nerves of a deaf and blind man on flight

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You know, we hear a lot of bullsh*t these days about how the youth of today are f**ked and there’s no hope for the future and that people aren’t interested in looking after each other in this day and age. Thankfully, ...

A cardboard cut-out man keeps popping up at the World Cup

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In the world of football, or soccer, or land diving, whatever the f**k you wanna call it, not many people appreciate a plastic. These are the guys who support a team while they’re good and jump ship once they become s...

Sansa Stark spits Eminem lyrics like fire

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We all know that Game of Thrones is all about the surprises. From wicked plot twists to the deaths of your favourite characters, it’s a show that beats you right in the face with the unexpected. It stands to reason th...

Dodgy driver sends new Ferrari 458 sideways into oncoming traffic minutes after renting it

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Plenty of Aussies crash their kangaroos (aha, yep, yep, we drive kangaroos don't ya know?) on the way to work and no one here acts like it’s ‘to be expected’ just because we’re Australian. With that in mind, we can’t ...

Woman claims she has the “secret” to clearing up acne

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The beauty industry is full of bizarre and seemingly magical potions and concoctions that offer all sorts of benefits. Want better skin, drink this. Want fuller hair, spray this on it. Need whiter teeth, less zits or ...

Senegal fans celebrate World Cup victory by cleaning the stadium

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We’re all aware of the bullsh*t that sometimes goes on at football matches around the world. From the racist fans of teams like Chelsea in England to the stabby ones of teams like Napoli in Italy, bad news is the norm...

Skateboarding Russian circus bear says “nah f**k you” and attacks its keepers

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Over the last few years, it seems like most of us in the civilised world have slowly come to the conclusion that circuses probably shouldn’t be travelling around, like Noah’s ark on wheels, with cages upon cages of wi...

Cop promises no arrest wants to ‘throw hands’ instead – actually follows through

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The police. These b*stards have a bloody tricky job on their hands. They’re supposed to help people from all walks of life, but that’s not always easy. Every now and then a cop just has to deal with someone who’s not ...

Couple share video of flight passengers joining mile high club

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We’ve talked before about the joy of flying on this website, and fresh from the delightful story of the bloke who used the seat in front of him as a pisstrough, we’ve got more airplane action for your reading pleasure...

Legend street artist transforms city streets

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At the risk of romanticising a little bit, cities live and breathe with personality. Do a little travelling and you’ll notice it in no time. Compare Berlin to London, Bucharest to Milan, Prague to Madrid; they all bus...

Spectacular timelapse video captures “microburst” storm dumping tonnes of water in lake

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Mother Nature is an awesome sheila. When it comes to impressing the onlookers with a bag of tricks, she has all the goodies. From her freaky fauna and flamboyant flora to her fabulous phenomena, the old duck knows how...