Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

London Sewers Have Been Blocked By This Elephant Sized Ball of Fat

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With Stephen King’s It absolutely killing it in cinemas at the moment, you might think there could be nothing worse than an interdimensional demon living in the sewers, sh**, you could even be forgiven for thinking it...

The Scientific Reason McDonald’s Coke Tastes Better Than Any Other Fast Food Outlet

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Have you ever noticed that for some bizarre bloody reason, the coke at McDonalds just tastes better than the coke at other fast food restaurants – and no, we’re not talking about the canned and bottled stuff, we’re ta...

Chainsaw Wielding Nun Goes Viral For Hurricane Irma Clean Up Efforts

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All right, ya wankers, this is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever had reason to write. Nun with a f*****g chainsaw.  That’s right. Chainsaw-wielding-nun. Talk about a dangerous habit! When I hear those words com...

Epic Time-lapse of Bloke Building New 7,500 Piece Lego Millennium Falcon

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Where would the world be without manchildren? Well, it’d probably be in the same place it is now, but it’d have to be a bit less magical wouldn’t it? It’d be a bit less nerdy, a bit less entertaining, a bit less happy...

Mash Up Of Every Insult ‘The Hound’ Says on GoT Is F*&king Mint!

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We all know that Sandor f***ing Clegane, aka the Hound, has got some of the sickest burns in Game of Thrones. And no, we’re not talking about the gnarly scars on the chewed up piece of leather he calls a face; we’re t...

Extreme Meteorologist Leaves His Car To Take Hurricane Irma Head On

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Unless you’ve been living underneath the biggest bloody rock in town, you would have heard that poor old Florida has copped a frigging battering from Hurricane Irma over the last few days. The crazy as f*** hurricane ...

The ‘Best Weatherman Ever’ Has Won An Award For This Viral Hurricane Irma Report

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Yeah, nah, what the f*** is this three hurricanes at once sh** that Mother Nature is throwing at us now?  Seriously, that sh** just ain’t cricket.  I mean, Mother Nature or Gaia the Earthmother or whatever the bloody ...

Deep Sea Diver Reveals Extreme Body Changes After Re-Surfacing Too Quickly

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The Bends. It’s not just a seminal Radiohead album, it’s also the name of a pretty bloody debilitating and often fatal illness.  It leaves its victims with dizziness, headaches, nausea, joint pain and neurological con...

Bloke Comes Up With Incredible Scheme For Smuggling Alcohol Into Festivals

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It doesn’t take a genius to work out that festival booze usually sucks a fat one.  It’s usually weak as p***, it’s usually so expensive you need a second mortgage just to get a buzz on and the bars are usually located...

Airplane Flies Into Hurricane Irma In The Name Of Science

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There are some jobs that just require big balls. It might not say it on the job description. It might not be something you can get certified for, but you kinda know that when you get to the interview, the HR team are ...

There’s A Pattern We All Missed With ‘Game of Thrones’ Deaths

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Some may say that Game of Thrones is basically an orgy of random death and destruction. Well, what if it turned out they were wrong about that? What if it turned out the death and destruction wasn’t random at all? Wha...

Old Dude Riding The Subway REFUSES To Be Intimidated By Man Claiming To Have Killed His Parents

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Here in Straya, we don’t actually have Subway systems, so our only knowledge of them comes from movies and the internet. That might be why the average Ozzy bloke or Ozzy sheila could be forgiven for thinking, yeah, na...

People Are Outraged That This Berlei Bra Commercial Has Been Banned From Facebook

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we love to keep abreast of the latest happenings in the news media. And of course, one of the big talking points in the news today is that Facebook has made themselves look a right tit by ban...

Rick and Morty Creator’s Prank Call To Joel Osteen’s Prayer-Line Is Priceless

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Wubalubadubdub, bitches!  It must come as no surprise, but it seems that Justin Roiland, writer, director, animator, producer and co-creator of Rick and Morty – not to mention, the voice of dimension-hopping nihilisti...

PICS: Pilot Creates Photos of Himself Cruising With The Windows Down

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We all know there’s nothing quite like winding the windows down, putting the pedal to the metal and cranking the volume on that first Bronx album while you cruise down the highway. Wind in your hair, guitars blaring a...