Chuck Steinway
Desperate and dehydrated koala flags down cyclist for a drink
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By now, you’re probably starting to get pretty familiar with the state of the heatwave and its effect on the koalas in our bewdiful brown country. With that said, though, it’s probably important we make it real clear ...
The viral ‘Fish and Rice Cakes’ bloke has turned into a bloody rig
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We probably don’t need to tell you too much about the old ‘fish and rice cakes’ bodybuilding meme, but just in case you’re not aware of it, the whole thing stems from a docco that featured Danny Andrews as he was trai...
This bloke was labelled ‘Twitter King’ because of his tornado beer-chugging technique
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Rightio, this one’s pretty much only for those of us who are old enough to drink a few brews party-style. Seriously, kids, don’t try this s**t till you’re 18, and even then you should only do it in moderation. Now, wi...
Brave bloke gets tattoo on thigh of his snoring missus
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One of the best things about a good relationship is the banter. Two lovers should be able to poke a bit of fun at each other and see the funny side of things. And seriously, what bloke doesn’t love riling up his missu...
Internet uproar after Instagram model ‘confronted an armed robber’ naked
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We all know that concepts like reality and truth can be warped and twisted online. The s**t happens every day, and it’s not hard to see why. In the endless battle for attention, the online media – just like the offlin...
Ozzy Dad forced to kill python after it repeatedly attacked his 4 yr old son
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Rightio, let’s start this one off simply, ya big bloody bewdiful legends. One Ozzy Dad. One massive f**ken scrub python. One son in danger. Regardless of your thoughts on animal cruelty, conservation and the environme...
Teacher creates cheeky exam question to find cheaters and catches 14 students
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We live in an age where pretty much any knowledge you need is available online and in easy reach thanks to the proliferation of smart technology. For most people, accessing that s**t doesn’t present a problem. You nee...
Flames ‘like a waterfall’ rage 200m up a cliff in Australian bushfires
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It’s no secret that our dear old Ozzyland is burning right now. In some places, the raging fires are burning like the flames of hell and creating brimstone landscapes that could come straight out of a Dante painting. ...
Courteney Cox’s response to fans mistaking her for Caitlyn Jenner is gold
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Some people reckon that pretty much everyone has a doppelganger somewhere in the world. While we can’t verify that, obviously, we’ll just say that in our experience, it’s not entirely unusual to see someone who looks ...
These bloody legends helped terrified koalas with nice cool drink during heatwave
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In case you’ve been living under a rock, it’s been pretty f**ken hot here in Ozzyland lately. Deadset, with temperatures regularly climbing over forty degrees centigrade, the local humans have been sitting in ball sou...
Ozzy match-up: Tarantula Hawk Wasp takes on a Huntsman Spider
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Roll up, roll up, come one, come all! It’s fight time here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, s**t’s about to get physical. It’s about to get violent. It’s about to get downright pugilistic. The two combatants today have...
The LOTR television series is desperate for actors who resemble ‘Orcs’
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Now that Game of Thrones is all done, television producers are turning their attention back to the real king of the Fantasy epics, Lord of the Rings. You may have heard, but Amazon’s already working on a television se...
A Lithuanian Airport made a bloody big Christmas Tree entirely of confiscated items
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It’s easy to think that everyone knows what you should and shouldn’t take on a plane. It’s pretty much common sense. If it’s designed to stab, maim or kill, it’s a fair bet that you can’t take it on board. For some re...
This trash talking boxer challenged UFC vet ‘Black Beast’, instantly regrets it
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If you’ve got a sensible bone in your body, there are some situations you just try to avoid. One of those might be talking s**t to a pro MMA fighter about the nature of his sport. Crikey, you could probably go a step ...
Bloke facing jail time after slapping reporter’s ass on live TV
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The arse-slap. She’s a controversial number around many parts, and there’s probably good reason for that. With that said, there’s probably an easy way to know when you can slap a sheila’s arse and when you can’t. If i...
