Chuck Steinway
Adult toy company claims new device gives men a female orgasm
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Look, we obviously decided against starting this piece with some sort of joke about the female "O", but the reality is that we just couldn’t make one happen. Still, we’re not saying that’s our fault, we’re just saying...
Man dives in to swim with harmless shark, then realises it is a Great White
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Some people in the world are made of different stuff. Deadset, these blokes see things that’d make most of us go ‘yeah, nah,’ and they try to get closer to it. Take the bloke in this video for instance. He sees a shar...
Aussie kid’s encounter with relentless swooping magpie is brutal
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We’ve spoken about this in detail here before on Ozzy Man Reviews, but magpies are f**ken c**ts. Deadset, tourists are scared of our dunny-spiders, snakes, scorpions, sharks, serial killers and saltwater crocodiles, b...
Footy player caught celebrating goal with a bloody trampoline-like jump
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It’s been said that, to the outsider, Aussie Rules can often look like a big bloody fight with a ball in the middle. While we don’t necessarily agree with the sentiment, we kind of get it. Still, there’s a f**k-tonne ...
Earth to get second moon in October, completely man-made
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One infallible rule of life is that the earth has one moon. Until now. Yeah, nah, apparently, the earth’s about to get a second moon. Some of the more mystically and mythically-minded among you might figure that can’t...
Jeopardy contestant answers Batman question with impression of super-villain
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F**ken Batman. Obviously, he’s one of the greatest superheroes to grace the pages of comic books, television screens and big-budget Christopher Nolan movies. We don’t think there’s any doubt about that, but considerin...
Joe Rogan’s new $14.4M Texas mansion is f**ken gorgeous
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The other day, we showed you lot some pictures of UFC supremo Dana White’s temporary digs on Fight Island. As you know, they were pretty f**ken swish. Today, we’re having a squiz at the property podcaster, UFC comment...
Professional Wrestler’s entrance to Madonna song is all time
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Love it or hate it, you can’t deny that professional wrestling is, at its best, a wildly entertaining proposition. Yeah, nah, we can get behind that train of thought. It’s obviously not real, and to be honest, claimin...
The most dangerous aspect of travel in 2020 might not be the novel Coronavirus
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There’s really not much in life that’s as gross as a used glove. Yeah, nah, the rubber Johnny might be a lifesaver, but there’s no denying that once it’s used, the only place for it is in the bin. Deadset, on their ow...
Dana White flexes his ballin’ hotel room on UFC’s Fight Island in Abu Dhabi
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Those of you who get a big f**ken hard-on for the UFC will know that the upcoming Fight Island events are a pretty bloody exciting proposition. Taking place over five weeks, five fights will take place on Fight Island...
Uncle Roger reviews Gordon Ramsay’s Egg-Fried Rice
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Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re probably all over the fact Uncle Roger has been getting a fair bit of notoriety for his reviews of various television chefs’ attempts at egg-fried rice. Uncle Roger, come...
Some of the cringiest notes from teachers you’re likely to see
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Sometimes you’ve gotta feel sorry for teachers. Deadset, those poor b**tards have to put up with some real s**t. But, on the other side of the coin, they must see some f**ken funny s**t as well. Anyway, as part of tha...
Professionals reveal how much they hide in the background of Zoom calls
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Yeah, nah, by this point we don’t reckon there’s any secret that pretty much everything you’ve seen from your co-workers, bosses, and employees during a Zoom meeting is a lie. Deadset, you don’t have a clue whether so...
How Janet Jackson’s ‘wardrobe malfunction’ helped spawn creation of YouTube
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Janet Jackson and her nip-slip. If you’re of a certain vintage, you probably remember this being the biggest bloody news in the world. Yeah, nah, it didn’t matter that s**t was going down in the Middle East, what was ...
Strongman Eddie Hall goes BEAST MODE in sparring session ahead of battle with The Mountain
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By now, most of you are probably aware of the bad blood between former World’s Strongest Man, Eddie Hall, and other former World’s Strongest Man, Hafthor Bjornsson. If you’re not, the two of them have got beef, and th...
