Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Sheila turns to the Internet after discovering BF always takes butter to bathroom

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If we had to hazard a guess, we’d reckon you lot are probably all over the relationship subreddits on Reddit. After all, they make for a good laugh – and a frequent shake of the head. Of course, you’ve gotta separate ...

Ryan Reynolds hilariously crashes X-Men reunion Zoom call

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As the whole world knows, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman share an awesome bromance that’s renowned for its banter and practical jokes, and Reynolds, the star of Deadpool, is usually one starting the s**t. It’s no wond...

Watch what it is like to be stung by a “MurderHornet”

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Over the last week or so, there’s been a f**ktonne of buzz about murder hornets and the fact they’re coming to make 2020 even more full-on than it’s already been. Yeah, nah, ever since one of the little b**tards was f...

Teens film moment they discover body stuffed into suitcase and post it on TikTok!

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If you reckon that bloody TikTok is all about stupid dance moves and kids pissing themselves, you’re wronger than a dingo’s donger. Yeah, nah, don’t feel bad, we thought that s**t too, but apparently, things on TikTok...

Old mate takes on a f*@#en shark and holds its mouth with his bare hands

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If you’ve ever been to the beach, there are probably more than a few things you’re expecting to see. There’s obviously sand, surf, sunbathers, beachballs, board shorts, bikinis and lifeguards. One of the things you pr...

Tiktok clip showing baby ‘swimming lessons’ sparks heated debate online

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Raising kids in an age of ubiquitous mobile phones and video recording technology is an interesting prospect. Back in our day, when you had to walk sixty-miles to school, barefoot, on searing hot bitumen, you could ra...

This art restoration bodge-job is so bad the internet has been ‘fixing’ it

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We’re not sure how artsy-fartsy you are, but we reckon there’s a good chance you caught the recent news story about yet another famous painting getting royally f**ked on by a supposed ‘restorer’. Yeah, nah, a private ...

It’s agreed: these are probably the bloody silliest tweets ever made

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One of the things they try to teach kids at school these days is the idea that if you put something on the internet it’s gonna stay there forever. While that is intended to steer young minds away from posting incrimin...

This Nigerian wedding went bloody ballistic when System of a Down was played

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For a certain subsection of society, there’s no doubt that when it comes to music, no genre comes even close to touching the brilliance of metal. Of course, the genre isn’t for everyone, but you’ll never convince its ...

People shocked after learning what the sombrero on the Tequila bottle is actually for

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If you’ve ever bought a bottle of Sierra tequila, you’ll know full-well that it comes with an awesome little hat. Deadset, you might have worn it as a miniature hat at some stage in the past. S**t, you might have done...

F#*k-off big bloody Giant squid washes up on South African beach

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We know some of you out there in the comment section are probably beachgoers, but how would you be if you found a f**ken giant squid just washed up on the shore? And yeah, nah, while the question’s basically a hypothe...

The Internet has discovered baby owls sleep face down as their heads are too heavy

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As you’re no doubt aware, owls have always been a symbol of wisdom and intelligence. And that s**t goes right back to ancient times. The Greeks were all over it, often tying the creature to Athena, and pop culture see...

Couple builds a mini garden pub, stuns people with it’s handmade interior

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Friggen beer. It really is the nectar of the gods, there’s no bloody doubt about that. And if there’s one dilemma bloody lockdown has posed, it’s the fact it’s made a nice pub-drawn pint a distant memory for too many ...

Woman’s smartphone photos of hardworking Ants has been awarded

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F**ken ants are pretty rad little creatures. Deadset, they might sting like buggery when they bite, but you can’t take anything away from their industrious nature, community spirit, and ability to lift heavy things. B...

745-day sober bloke shares before and after photos. The change is f**ken epic!

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Bloody dr*gs. No matter what you reckon about them, you have to admit that for plenty of people, there’s a point of no turning back. And, nah, we’re not here to get on our high horse or anything, we just know – like m...