Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Bloke working from home fools his coworkers into thinking he lives in a luxury apartment!

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For those of you who’ve only just begun the whole working from home thing, there’s undoubtedly some getting used to it. Yeah, nah, when you consider that your camera placement might mean you’re effectively inviting yo...

These social distancing pickup lines will make your bloody day!

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Rightio, ya big bloody legends, let’s talk coping mechanisms for a minute or two. Obviously, some of us will just rely on our tried vices at a time like this. As long as you do you in moderation, we’re not gonna whing...

Texas Mayor holding press conference forgets to mute mic when taking toilet break

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If you’ve seen the ‘Poor Jennifer’ video, you’re probably already aware of some of the things that can go wrong when you work from home. However, we reckon that just pointing your camera away isn't enough. Yeah, nah, ...

These hidden product ‘hacks’ have bloody blown my mind

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Yeah, look, we like to think we’re pretty f**ken clever, but when push comes to shove, we’re probably no smarter than the next bloke. Yeah, nah, we’re not s**tting you. We’ve just been looking at some of the design fe...

100 year old bloke asked the Internet for 101,000 likes after his birthday was cancelled

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The internet can be a fickle b*tch. We all know that it’s moods change with the shifting of the tides, and the sense of entitlement on social media like Twitter can often lead to strange and savage humours. So when a ...

Meet Tim, the Cowboy Museum’s wholesome security guard – and Twitter manager!

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Yeah, nah, there’s no doubt that the next few months are probably gonna be the making of a few new online personalities. After all, if there’s one thing blokes and blokettes in quarantine are gonna be fanging for, it’...

Danish supermarket comes up with a brilliant pricing loophole to stop hand sanitiser hoarding

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Mate, you’re probably sick of us whinging about hoarding – along with everyone else – but we can’t not talk about an ingenious solution to it cooked up by a Danish supermarket. Seriously, something had to be done, and...

#KindnessPandemic hashtag shows heartwarming acts bringing Aussies and others together

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Obviously, it’s a time of crisis and the media has responded in the only way it knows how to – by focusing on the dodgier buggers out there and inciting chaos and panic amongst the masses. But, as you probably know, t...

This Iranian Dad’s COVID-19 voicemails has got the internet in stitches

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We all know that our parents are supposed to love us. And seriously, that’s a bloody good thing. But, and we reckon it’s a pretty big but, outside of a few obvious boundaries, there aren’t too many rules for Dads, and...

Bill Gates Reddit “Ask Me Anything” about Coronavirus is pretty f**ken insightful!

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While we all know that Bill Gates is pretty much THE computer guy – and no, we’re not debating it, ya big Steve Jobs groupies – it often passes people by that the Microsoft legend knows a thing or two about infectious...

Uni lecturer recorded moment she caught student ‘lewd act’ during class

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The wristy. Regardless of how bloody good you reckon they are, there’s a time and a place for one, and that’s true whether or not you’re the owner-operator or whether you’ve got a friend getting in on the action. Yeah...

People are going mental over the #buttholecut of Cats

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Anyone who’s ever seen a cat knows that personality aside, the little buggers can be pretty cute. Of course, anyone who knows that cats are cute also knows that they have one big round design flaw just puckered up and...

Sheila farts in her boyfriend’s face while attempting TikTok challenge!

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Whether you call ‘em farts, fluffs or straight-up flatus; there’s no denying that farts are funny. Deadset, get a bunch of blokes and sheilas who speak different languages together, and it’s a safe bet that if one of ...

Defense attorney left gobsmacked at his client’s wild accusations against the judge

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Even though they cop it pretty hard at times, criminal attorneys must have one of the most interesting jobs there are. Don’t get us wrong, though, we’re not talking about the money or the prestige. Yeah, nah, we’re ta...

Hundreds of monkeys are fighting over a bloody banana right now!

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F**ken monkeys are c**ts. You know that as well as we do, so we won’t harp on about it too much. As long as they’re happy, they’re pretty entertaining – even if you don’t want ‘em too close – but once they’ve got a be...