Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Footage emerges of Chinese eating bat soup that may be behind coronavirus

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If you’ve been following the news lately, you’ll know we’re all teetering on the brink of our imminent destruction. The coronavirus is sending blokes and blokettes from all around the world to Destination F**ked. C...

People are dipping their balls into soy sauce after learning testicles have taste receptors

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In one of the most bizarre memes we’ve ever seen, it seems that a legion of TikTok and YouTube users are dunking their donuts into soy sauce and claiming they can actually taste it. Apparently, scientists have discove...

How a cheeky pilot made the greatest F-14 Tomcat flyby ever photographed!

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If you like planes, this one’s gonna get you all fired up. Deadset, what we’ve got for you here today is the true story behind the greatest F-14 Tomcat Flyby of all time. If you like planes, you already know that s**t...

These images of the deadly Philippines volcano are unbelievable

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If you’re a worldly or well-read sort, you’re probably aware that bloody ‘Straya isn’t the only place currently under threat of imminent destruction due to natural disaster. Yeah, nah, while the fires are raging here,...

The mortifying moment bloke gets busted cheating on live TV

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For most people, the kiss-cam’s a great excuse for a sneaky pash with the other half. But, here’s a question for you: if you’re visiting a sporting event with your mistress do you go the snog and risk your infidelity ...

Parents take modem on daytrip after kids refused to leave house for family trip

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Teenagers are a bloody funny bunch. Don’t get us wrong, we know we sound like old-as-f**k boomers saying that, but bear with us. We get that it’s totally bloody normal for teens not to wanna hang with their olds. S**t...

Scientists have discovered the oldest bloody fossilised forest on Earth

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We all know forests are pretty f**ken important, and in some cases, pretty bloody old, but a recent discovery is showing scientists just how ancient they are. Over in New York, a bunch of palaeontologists have uncover...

Footage captures moment car thieves get caught by bloke they stole car from

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We’ve all heard the saying ‘if you live by the sword, you die by the sword’ before, but it’s pretty important to understand that s**t’s metaphorical. It could, for example, also be taken to mean ‘if you steal s**t fro...

Bloke gets locked inside closed “24-hour gym”

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When you’re a kid, the idea of getting locked inside a shopping centre overnight is a pretty f**ken exciting one. As you get older, though, you really start to fang for your own bed, and the idea of being locked anywh...

Scientists have created first ‘living robots’ in a lab made of real cells

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For a long time, we’ve always thought of robots as those blocky things from old-school sci-fi movies. We all know that’s not quite the case, but the general consensus is that these electronic buggers are mostly metal ...

Conor McGregor has shown off his new ‘polite side’ during latest fight build up

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Whether you follow the UFC or not, you probably know who Conor McGregor is. If your answer is that psycho Irish guy who’s like a full UFC legend or some s**t, we’ll give you full marks for this purpose of this one. De...

Elephant caught carefully climbing over wall in a remarkably human way

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Bloody mangoes. Honestly, here in Australia, we reckon they’re s**t-hot. Like seriously. Every year, the first tray of mangoes sold in Queensland gets sold for silly money, and kids everywhere raid neighbourhood trees...

Remember the Titans star’s weight-loss and body transformation is huge

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If you know the name Ethan Suplee, there’s a pretty strong chance it’s because of Remember the Titans or My Name is Earl. In both cases, the Suplee you know is a pretty husky fellow. Now, after deciding that he needed...

Bloke hospitalised with three-day raging moby after taking bull medication

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Look, we probably don’t have to tell you blokes that having a rod for too long is a recipe for disaster, so let’s just get on with this tale about a Mexican bloke and his three-day husky. Anyway, before we pitch a ten...

Iran might have a fleet of trained Kamikaze dolphins

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As you’re no doubt aware, the US has a long tradition of flexing on Middle Eastern countries. We’re not gonna go into the details of who did what, who started who, and the boofheaded nature of all that, but we are gon...