Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You should pre-order his drop bear survival horror novella Sole Survivor now! https://www.amazon.com.au/Sole-Survivor-Rewind-Die-Book-ebook/dp/B08436FCM2/

Chris Evans reacts to accidentally posting d**k pic on Twitter

13 Views0 Comments

Mistakes, errors, c*ck-ups; bloody mistakes are known by lots of names, but whatever you call ‘em, there’s no denying they can happen to anyone. Just ask Captain America star Chris Evans. This bloody drongo f**ked-up ...

Dave Grohl’s epic drum battle with 11-year-old Nandi is the most heartwarming s**t online!

3.14K Views0 Comments

Considering he pops up on this website all the bloody time, it’s fair to say we love a bit of Dave Grohl here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, the bloke’s a living legend, and we don’t even need to explain that s**t. B...

Artist is selling ‘Karen’ Halloween masks, calling them ‘the real monsters of 2020’

6.81K Views0 Comments

Bloody Halloween! We know that some people here in Straya whinge about it, but we reckon it’s pretty bloody tricky not to get excited about an annual event that celebrates ghosts, monsters, and all that’s supposed to ...

Indonesian anti-maskers made to dig graves for Covid victims

74 Views0 Comments

Here in Australia, we’re all too aware of Indonesia’s legal system. A few of our venerable citizens have fallen afoul of it in recent years, and while there’s often a bit of argy-bargy about whether they’re a bit drac...

Snake bites a poor dude while he was using the toilet

45.91K Views0 Comments

Right, we’re starting this one off with a bit of a f**ken how-ya-going. Yeah, nah, if you’ve ever said anything bloody dodgy about the land down under because we’re supposed to have redbacks in the dunny, you need to ...

Luis Vuitton to release ridiculously high-priced PPE for rich people

36 Views0 Comments

If we had to pick one item to encapsulate 2020, it’d probably be the bloody facemask. Obviously, the first reason for that is pretty bloody straightforward. The second reason requires a little bit of mental gymnastics...

People submitted their most ‘awks’ family pics to this Instagram account

12.99K Views0 Comments

We can’t remember exactly who said it, but we heard a quote once that suggested a good sign of growing up was being able to look back on yourself and shake your head. Seeing as family photos tend to provide scary wind...

Peter Stanonik leaves Bellator 245 in tears after ‘bazooka’ spin kick to the groin

38.40K Views0 Comments

Nut shots. We’re gonna go out on a limb here and say that there are very few things on earth we’d want to suffer less. Deadset, if it was a straight choice between swimming in a pool with a hungry shark and a full con...

Candace Cameron Bure causes internet uproar with ‘inappropriate’ photo

289 Views0 Comments

Internet outrage is probably one of the most interesting phenomena of our time. Yeah, nah, it seems that no matter what happens the reactions of strangers on the internet can veer from cancel culture to straight up ha...

Footage of San Francisco set to Blade Runner Soundtrack draws world wide attn

6.56K Views0 Comments

If there’s one thing we can all say for certain, it’s that on a global scale, a lot of bad gear has happened this year. Whether we go back to the fires down here, the first wave of the virus that shall not be named to...

Nudist accidentally gives UK Breakfast viewers more sausage than they bargained for

57.79K Views0 Comments

Live television. At times, it can be amazing. Mostly, though, it’s pretty much standard fare. But, occasionally, something goes awry and leaves audiences cringing, hosts gasping, and the internet laughing. In a recent...

Watch 4.5 metre ‘pi**ed off’ croc scare fisherman by ‘porpoising’

14.63K Views0 Comments

Whether you reckon it’s deserved or not, you can’t deny that humans are a bit f**ken prejudiced when it comes to wildlife. Yeah, nah, when a dolphin gallivants around in the water and swims alongside a tinnie, everyon...

Bloke takes protective masks to the next level with bloody genius design

8.88K Views0 Comments

If you’ve ever looked at an old aqualung and thought f**k yes, that’s exactly what I need in this Covid-stricken world we live in, we’ve got good bloody news. A bloke on the internet has built one. Deadset, once you h...

Homeless bloke gains a million followers on TikTok overnight with great vids

18.48K Views0 Comments

Life’s a bloody funny thing. One minute you might be down in the dumps, out of luck, and living without a pot to piss in, but the next minute might see things change. Yeah, nah, fortune’s a fickle beast and it can com...

Sheila and dad make out on live radio show to win cash prize

222 Views0 Comments

Sometimes we just don’t know how to present some of the stuff that comes up on the internet. Deadset. In this barf-inducing story, a sheila snogged her old man for a grand. This disgusting s**t happened on the Kyle an...