Penelope "Joey" Townes

The Kloons Invent The Sex Machine For When You Just Can’t Be F*cked to F*ck

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YouTube channel The Kloons have dreamed up a product, mainly in the interests of comedy, for people who just can’t summon up the energy to get jiggy with it. Their video, called the Lazy Lover, presents a boinking ...

HBO Has Announced The Possibility Of FOUR New Game Of Thrones Spin-offs

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Game of Thrones fans can breathe a big sigh of relief today, with the news that HBO have commissioned four different writers to explore the possibility of GoT spin-off shows. These will supposedly explore different...

20kg Of Red Hot Steel Is Placed On A Frozen Lake In Finnish Experiment

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These insane Finnish motherflippers have too much time on their hands. Evidently their sauna was broken and the reindeer had already been fed, so the next logical step is what metal can I heat to oblivion and what lak...

Ja Rule’s Fyre Music Festival Promised An Ultra Luxury Experience, The Result Was A Disaster

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Just when you thought music festivals couldn’t go downhill faster, Fyre Festival just took the cake. Advertised by Instagram models and “influencers”, whatever the heck that means, Fyre Festival was set to be the luxu...

Two Guys Put A F*cken Chainsaw Motor On A Trike!

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Two dudes from Georgia Tech have upped the bar for uni hijinks and have created a chainsaw motor powered trike for cruising around campus. Although trikes are normally reserved for kids who haven’t yet learned to sh!t...

Rude Today Show Host Can’t Stand Her Guest, Guest Responds

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Viewers of the Today Show were stunned with host Kathie Lee Gifford’s treatment of Bill Nye, the Science Guy, during a segment celebrating Earth Day last year. Bill Nye was in the studio to help explain answers...