The Best Comments Ever Posted Under Porn Videos

The Best Comments Ever Posted Under Porn Videos

A while back, we posted a story where adult film stars read out some of the most disgusting comments they had ever received under their videos.

Well, I’m here to tell you that it’s not all bad, down in the depths of porn comments sections. In fact, some of the weird and wonderful things that people come up with are bloody hilarious!

There are so many goodies out there so, rather than culling it to a reasonable size, I’m just gonna add all the best ones I’ve come across (no pun intended).

Like these Lion King fans…

lion king

This honest assessment…

i could disappoint her so hard

This hardcore sports critic…

sports critic

These request for advice and the helpful responses it received…

401k
cooking advice
dwarf bday

This scathing assessment of the dude’s load…

not enough cum

This reunion…

reunited

These people randomly seeking advice for Minecraft…

minecraft1
minecraft2

This dude trying to sell his daughter’s Girl Guide cookies…

thin mints

The fella who noticed what a sh*tty doctor this guy is…

bad doctor

These seriously good questions…

robots
good q1
good q2
good q3

This masturbating mathematician…

trig

These doggo spotters…

dog1
dog2

This cat…

cat

This non-velociraptor…

velocaraptor

This plea for medical advice…

quarter in ass

This sheila, who’s equally disgusted by the guy’s dong and the fact that they’re doing it on a mattress with no sheets…

no sheets

This lonely bloke and the 95 people that gave him the thumbs up…

lonely

This fella who, four months on, still hasn’t seen anything better in the entire world…

greatest thing hes ever seen

This film critic…

critic

This communist recruiter…

communist recruitment

And finally, this Sherlock Holmes…

sherlock

So, next time you happen to stray into the dark world of a porn video’s comments section, remember that it’s not all bad.

Sure, you might see C*ckduster3000 tell one of the porn stars that he wants to sh*t in their ass so that they can sh*t back into his mouth (an actual comment, I’m not kidding) but you might also come across a gem like the ones above.

Worth a punt after you’ve finished flogging yourself, I reckon…