Ozzy Sheila Arrested for Getting Pissed and Riding Her Horse to the Bottlo
Bloody hell, this poor duck’s had a total f**king mare. During a night on the piss, she thinks she’s figured out a way to outsmart the coppers and taken the horse instead of the car! The problem with that: she’s still over the legal limit, she’s still in control of a vehicle, and it’s still a DUI!
I have to start by saying that the announcer’s pun game in the video down below is on point. They’re rocking a stable of puns so dad-worthy you’ll laugh yourself hoarse!
So, let’s trot along and get to the video. First of all, you really have to commend the woman’s cavalier attitude in getting to the bottlo. You can picture the conversation that takes place beforehand.
“Shazza, we’re out of rumbos! We’ll have to go to the bottle!”
“But we’re over the limit! Ya can’t drive. The booze-bus’ll have ya.”
“Nah, I’ll take the horse. She’ll be right!”
But she wouldn’t be right. As you see in the video, the local boys in blue said she would be wrong. The woman – who you have to admit, was trying to do the right thing – and her horse, trotted right through the drive-thru section of the liquor shop. Of course, the staff told her, ‘Nay,’ and asked her to giddy up outta there.
Evidently, she wouldn’t. The owners called the cops. According to reports, she blew a reading of .226 into the breathalyser. Considering the legal limit is .05, it’s safe to assume she was fairly f**ken shemozzled. They arrested her and walked the horse back to the copshop where council workers could take it home.
Final thought: You can’t help but feel this one’s a bit rough. I mean, sure, the law’s the law, and the boys in blue have to do their job, but on the other side of the coin, it’s hard to see who could be hurt by this apart from the woman riding the horse. What do you reckon? Make sure you post your thoughts on the Facebook page.
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H/T: Channel 7.