Ozzy Man Reviews Brazilian TV Show Where Contestants End Up Topless

Ozzy Man Reviews Brazilian TV Show Where Contestants End Up Topless

A while back we posted a story about a crazy Brazilian game show that featured contestants racing down a homemade water slide and trying to pull off the best ‘dive’ possible while flinging a toy goose into a hoop.

It’s come to our attention that, due to the contents of the video we attached, blokes were distracted and confused and didn’t actually take in the finer points of the game so we’ve got Ozzyman to lay some commentary over the video in order to clear things up for ya ferals.

Crazy game shows used to be a Japanese specialty but nowadays, countries all around the world are getting involved and the results are bloody spectacular. Have a gander at this wonderful madness.

It's important to display the vital statistics

It’s important to display the vital statistics

She prepares for her descent

She prepares for her descent

It's important to stretch beforehand

It’s important to stretch beforehand

All smiles

All smiles

Let go of the fu*kin goose, ya goose!

Let go of the fu*kin goose, ya goose!

This batsh*t crazy show is called Pânico na Band (“Panic in the Band”) and features some pretty outrageous stunts. In fact, a few of them were so outrageous and in such poor taste that the show actually got cancelled.

There was a long line of questionable stunts that has landed them in hot water over the years, with the most notorious being the occasions in which a presenter donned ‘blackface’.

The first time he did so was back in 2013 while impersonating Brazilian MMA legend Anderson Silva who had just lost his UFC middleweight belt after the longest title streak in UFC history.

Despite the backlash, these mad fu*kers did it again at the start of this year in a skit where one of the presenters played a character called ‘The African‘ (seriously, I’m not making this sh*t up).

It’s a shame because this boobs-out-stunt appears to be the straw that broke the camels back and got the show canned but if they didn’t put a fu*king anvil on its back in the form of blackface characters, we’d be getting more of these titillating clips (pun intended).

Thankfully though, our selfless commentator has graciously given us a rundown of the waterslide episode so that we can all have a better understanding of just what the hell is going on. It’s so complex that I might have to give it a few watches, I reckon.

Check out these rough-as-guts judges

Check out these rough-as-guts judges

CHECK OUT OZZYMAN’S COMMENTARY OF THIS BRAZILIAN WATERSLIDE COMPETITION:

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