Superhero Dad saves kids from being hit by car with lightning reflexes
Holy f**king sh*tballs, Batman, the difference between life and the horrifying death of two tiny tots is about the width of a c**t-hair in this one. Check out the lucky-as-f**k save from the bloody superhero of a mechanic in a viral video from Indonesia.
Mate, I don’t want to oversell it, but you’ve gotta believe me; this is one of those videos where you’re reading the description while you’re thinking, righto, cobber, just get on with it and show me the video. It can’t be as close as you’re saying. Well, have I got news for you! This one is so close that the Grim Reaper had put out his durry and had buckled the booster seats into the back of the hertz. Yep, the bony old f**k thought he had a job to do.
The legendary mechanic though, he was like, “Yeah, nah, f**k you, buddy. These ones are staying here in the mortal realm today. Early tickets to Destination F**ked are bloody well denied!”
Check him out, he’s bloody fiddling around with that bike; probably trying to modify it to see how many little Indonesian b*stards it can carry to work without buckling a tyre while two little buggers run around behind him. Some places have said they’re his kids, but it’s not quite clear. What is clear though, is that he’s got the reflexes of a steel f**ken trap.
His spidey-sense starts tickling his scrote and he’s like, “Hang on a minute!” He looks around in the nick of time to see the car coming. All of a sudden he’s into superhero mode and he f**ken claws the kids back from the brink of oblivion. Just f**ken ‘yoink!’
What a save! What a hero! What a legend!
Final thought: There’s nothing else to say here except that this bloke deserves all the beers. Without him we’d be down two little tuckers and this story would be a f**kload more tragic. Good shit, sir, you are a top bloke and we salute you!
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