Bloke On Naked Dating Show Gets Erection After Awkward Hug With Female

Bloke On Naked Dating Show Gets Erection After Awkward Hug With Female

Boners happen. And without them, we wouldn’t be able to reproduce or make nearly as many dick jokes.

But there are times when pitching one’s tent isn’t appropriate. For example, getting baptized. Or attending your grandma’s funeral. Or, when hugging a model while standing naked in front of radio DJs.

Yep. That happened.

Meet Mark. One of two contestants competing for a date with a model on KIIS FM’s The Kyle And Jackie O Show. The other guy’s name is… oh who cares, let’s get back to Mark and his tent pole.

Here’s how it all went down (or “up” to be more accurate.) Sheera, the female contestant and model, had to choose between two guys.

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The winner would take her on a date. At her request, she asked them to strip down to their birthday suits. A fair request if you’re insane, or a babe used to getting her way.

Fast forward and Mark obliged. But that’s when things started to get “hard.” (Hang in there, a lot more boner puns are “coming.” Oh, just did it again.)

After getting naked, one of the DJs asked Mark why his baloney pony was so small. And then this glorious exchange happened.

DJ: What do you think about Mark’s small penis, is that alright for you?

Sheera: He’s a grower, surely.

But props to Mark. He didn’t let the question rattle him and added his own review of the situation.

Mark: When I go outside it will grow a couple of inches.

Way to go, Mark! That’s very big of you. Well, maybe not big exactly.

At this point, the happy couple decided to hug.

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You know, as you do when you’re standing naked in a radio broadcasting office. And that’s when Mark’s little buddy decided to become a full-sized buddy. His one-eyed wonder weasel became, as they say in the medical field, “aroused.” And wouldn’t you know it, it even grew a couple of inches.

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Well played, Mark! You may not have a lot to show for your bravery, but at least nobody can call you a liar. Video below. Don’t worry, it’s not very long.

Check it out here:

H/T Unilad