This Hidden Google Chrome Message Probably Means You Watch Too Much Porn

This Hidden Google Chrome Message Probably Means You Watch Too Much Porn

It’s part of Christmas folklore that Santa Claus knows if you’ve been good or bad but does he know your internet search history? Well, Google Klaus sure does and if you’re overdoing it on the porn, it’s gonna let you know with a cheeky wink.

Google Chrome says that it created its ‘Incognito’ mode in order for people to secretly shop online and buy presents for their friends and family without letting anyone see what they’d ordered.

As with a lot of inventions, the original idea of what it would be used for was way off the mark.

Before Incognito mode existed...

Before Incognito mode existed…

A few examples from modern history: Viagra was originally used to treat heart disease, Listerine was marketed as a cure for gonorrhoea, and Bubble Wrap was supposed to be bloody wallpaper!

And Incognito mode, of course, is used to watch porn and not get caught out by partners and family members.

'Fap-mode enabled'

‘Fap-mode enabled’

When using Incognito mode, no matter what you search for, no matter what you watch, your computer won’t store any evidence of it.

But if you thought there wasn’t a trace of your seedy behaviour, think again: records are being kept.

How do we know? Well, when you open the Incognito tab 100 times on an Android device, a winky face emoji appears in the top right-hand corner of your screen.

According to the digital media website Mashable, Incognito mode wasn’t designed to have more than two characters in the tabs counter (if you’re old enough, think back to that Y2K debacle) which would explain why users see an emoji rather than three digits once they crack the hundy.

Google Chrome has a bunch of other Easter Eggs that users occasionally stumble across, like when you google ‘google in 1998’ or command it to ‘do a barrel roll’.

There are apparently a sh*tload of these that are yet to be discovered so if you know of any goodies, share em in the comments section.

Oh and lay off the porn, fellas, otherwise, you might get the wanky winky face…

The most dangerous of all dangerwanks took place here...

The most dangerous of all dangerwanks took place here…