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Dad gets out of prison after twenty-two years, goes viral with TikTok dance video
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We dunno about you, but if we had to spend twenty-two years locked away while our kids grew up, we’d be pretty f**ken excited to get out of the slammer and see them. The dad in this story’s no different. As you can im...
Doctor warns peeing in the shower is bad for sheilas
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In recent years, plenty of people have been arguing that we should all be peeing in the shower. Yeah, nah, apparently, draining the lizard – or the clam – while you give yourself a bit of a scrub is a bonza way to sav...
Pub so stingy with its chips, there’s a Facebook group dedicated to its s**tty serving sizes…
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Let’s be honest, one of the only things that can ruin a bloody good counter meal is a p**sweak serving of chips. Yeah, nah, it should be hard to ruin a schooey of midstrength, a tasty mains, and a side of chips, but i...
This optical illusion from the 70s is still tricky as f*#k
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You might not know this, but Australia is a pretty f**ken clever place. Deadset, not only are we the home of the Hills Hoist washing line, box wine, and spray-on skin, but we’ve also got a bit of a tricky hand when it...
BBC’s greatest 100 television shows of the new era is in
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If you know this site at all, you probably know that we reckon that the elevation of the modern television series from cheap entertainment to serious art form is a pretty bloody good thing. Don’t get us wrong, there w...
Tourist who hit baseball into Grand Canyon is now under Federal Investigation
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If you’ve been on the internet over the last few days, you might be aware that a dude was recently filmed smashing a baseball into the Grand Canyon. As you can imagine, that act alone was enough to set the internet in...
Twitter user Photoshops Paddington Bear into movies and the results are hilarious
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Bloody creativity is a wonderful thing, it really is. Yeah, nah, the world can be a pretty serious place, and sometimes all the sad news, all the online anger, and all the division in society can make you feel like th...
People side with food truck owner who went off on young women for opening his closed truck
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we often talk about the fact the propensity of cameras on every corner and in every pocket make it pretty f**ken hard to get away with anything dodgy these days. By the same token, though, we...
Food critic reviews cheap takeaway kebab right outside Salt Bae’s new London restaurant
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Bloody money’s a funny thing. While we wouldn’t really know, it seems that when you have more of it than you know what to do with, you can start buying regular things for stupidly expensive prices. Take Salt Bae’s fam...
When Russian synthol user Popeye tried his hand at MMA
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Man, as you know, every now and then, s**t from the past seems to come looping back on the internet. Most of the time, you can go, ‘ah, yeah, seen it,’ and move on. Sometimes, though, it really does ring a bell and ma...
Bloke’s office lunch gets stolen at work, left stunned after viewing the security cameras
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Workplaces are funny bloody things. You’ve got all the drama of reality television, all the intrigue of a mystery novel, and all the potential violence of a Tarantino flick wrapped in a tight little ball of anxiety, i...
Boss rapidly backtracks after chewing out best worker and causing them to quit
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Perhaps one of the greatest developments we’ve seen in recent years is the way that employees are more and more willing to tell unfair bosses to shove it and to quit over dodgy workplace treatment. Don’t get us wrong,...
Bloke’s random deep shower thoughts are strangely poignant
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Random thoughts are bloody weird things. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not talking about the kind of thoughts that see us navigating our day and problem-solving the various aspects of life we need to negotiate in order to...
Bloke who married rice cooker gets divorce 4 days later
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There’s a reason there are seventy-billion songs, novels, movies and poems about how bloody tough love is. Deadset, while it can be a tremendous thing when you’re in it, being out of it can be a real kick in the d-ck ...
‘Male Karen’ confronts TikToker working out shirtless
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Despite the media attention Karens have been getting over the last couple of years, it just seems like there are more and more of them getting around. And, we’re not only talking about the notorious ones with the offi...
The normal Aussie foods that the rest of the world finds bizarre
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All right, while we’re not really the angry sort here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we do occasionally find ourselves backed into a corner. Yeah, nah, sometimes people take umbrage with things we know and love, and when that h...
Eminem’s opened his own pasta shop – and it’s literally called what you think it is…
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One of our favourite f**ken things in the world is when a deadset simple as f**k idea is made reality. Yeah, nah, there really is nothing as good a super obvious plan landing and then having everyone go, ‘s**t, we’re ...
Costa Coffee cancels “flick the bean” promo
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‘Sex sells’ is probably one of the most famous concepts in all of marketing. And there’s obviously a reason for that. When used correctly, appeals to emotions and human urges can be pretty persuasive. Of course, the s...
The older generation reckons the youth of today will never understand these things…
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It doesn’t really matter what generation you’re from, the chances are that when you become an old codger, you’ll think the world’s gone to s**t and things were better in your day. Of course, you probably won’t be righ...
“I look like a f*@#ing Karen”: TikToker sobs after $300 haircut fail
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We’re pretty sure that by this stage of the game, you don’t need us to explain what exactly a ‘Karen’ is. Yeah, nah, these self-righteous and entitled women are renowned the world over. They want to speak to the manag...
