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Chuck-E Cheese employees buy presents for kid after no one shows up to his birthday party

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G’day blokes and blokettes, how are you all? Bloody good, I hope. And even if you’re not, you’re probably feeling a bit better than the four-year-old little bugger who invited thirty people to his birthday party and h...

This awesome “Work it” karaoke performance was shared by Missy Elliott herself

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You know as well as we do that karaoke performances can go a couple of different ways. It’s worth mentioning to start with that skill – and the actual ability to sing – isn’t necessarily the only thing that defines a ...

Good Samaritan chased by debt collectors after calling ambulance for a homeless man

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You know, you’d be forgiven for thinking that there are certain times in life when common sense would apply with no questions asked. And yeah, nah, yeah, you’d be forgiven, but you’d still be wrong. Take this for exam...

Waitress who was groped by pervy bloke speaks out about her ordeal

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By now, you’ve probably all seen Ozzy’s commentary on the take-no-sh*t waitress who body-slammed the slimy b*stard who groped her at work, and if not, you’ve undoubtedly seen the footage somewhere else. Well, the top ...

NASA preparing 17-year-old girl to become first human to reach Mars

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I’m not sure about you wankers, but when I was seventeen my usefulness to the human race was pretty bloody limited. I’m sure you can relate. After all, most seventeen-year-olds are just big kids in what’s sort of star...

Teenage sheila uses sign language to calm the nerves of a deaf and blind man on flight

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You know, we hear a lot of bullsh*t these days about how the youth of today are f**ked and there’s no hope for the future and that people aren’t interested in looking after each other in this day and age. Thankfully, ...

Legendary Sheila Catches Foul Ball In Her Beer At The Baseball

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One of the awesome things about baseball is the fact that when you catch a ball, it’s yours to keep. From what I’ve seen on television, making that catch is always, always, always deserving of a bloody celebration. Wa...

Mum Creates Child Friendly Story of Daenerys From Game of Thrones

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Loving Literature and wanting to share your favourite stories with your loved ones and children can be tough when your kids are young and the books you love have some racy or violent plotlines.  That’s why this mot...

Female Powerlifter Returns To Sport After 18-Months Looking Swole As F*%k!

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Crikey, Russian powerlifter Natalia Kuznetsova is one muscly woman. Now, I can’t go putting sh** on a girl like this. For one thing, I sit around drinking beer and eating cheese while she’s just punching weights like ...

Researchers Restore Consciousness In Man After 15 Years In Vegetative State

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Ladies and gentlemen, today is a bloody good day. Researchers in the land of the frog-eaters have gone and outdone themselves with a frigging top-notch piece of science-ing. Seriously, we all need to say f*****g go...

Chainsaw Wielding Nun Goes Viral For Hurricane Irma Clean Up Efforts

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All right, ya wankers, this is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever had reason to write. Nun with a f*****g chainsaw.  That’s right. Chainsaw-wielding-nun. Talk about a dangerous habit! When I hear those words com...

Flight Attendant Brought To Tears By Passenger’s Appalling Dummy Spit

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Ryanair, a self-described budget airline based in the UK, offers fares which aren’t much more expensive than what some of us here in Australian pay just to take a bus to work and back every week. To access these lower...

Bloody Awkward Interview With A 110-Year-Old Human

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Some people are capable of living very, very, very long fucken lives. Meet Flossie Dickey. She's 110 years old and doesn't give a solitary shit about celebrating her birthday. The local news anchor for Good Day Spok...