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Aussie sheila marries topless waiter she booked for her divorce party
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If there’s one universal truth we like to cling to here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s that when love happens, it’s like a whirlwind. Yeah, nah, we’re bloody romantics at heart, and we’re all about that love at first sight...
Internet frenzy over Bunnings’ “genius” snag invention
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Here in Straya, one of the truest cultural traditions you can enjoy is a trip to a Bunnings hardware store for a Bunnings snag. Deadset, if you ever come here as a tourist, make sure you jump on this s**t because it’s...
Bloke at Broncos game decked for interrupting Anzac minute silence
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re all about giving people a fair go. Yeah, nah, it’s just right. We reckon that most people have some sort of redeeming quality. We reckon that when bad s**t goes down, there’s usually so...
This journo investigated the bloody gems found at your typical Australian Charity Shop
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The op shop. The charity shop. The local thrift store. Whatever you call it, we’ve no doubt you know what it’s like inside one. We all do. S**t, whether we’ve visited one in desperation or whether we’ve gone in there ...
Frog and Mice ride Eastern brown snake to escape flood waters
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In case you didn’t know, parts of Ozzyland are f**ken flooded right now. Deadset, as I sit here staring out me window, the bloody cricket pitch I can usually see is hiding beneath a flooded river. School’s been cancel...
Robert Irwin forced to flee when massive croc gives chase!
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Those of us who remember Steve Irwin remember him as a bloody legend, but if there’s one thing we all know about him, it’s that he knew when to run like f**k! Now, in further evidence that young Robert takes after his...
Aussie kids’ show Bluey sparks debate among parents
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Those of you in the comments section who’ve got young kids will know all about Bluey, the Australian cartoon about the adventures of a dog named, well, Bluey. As well as being more popular with kids than the boy who c...
Wildlife Wombat Gates enable them to film loads of Aussie animals – check the footage!
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All right, We’re not gonna lie, due to the nature of our site, we often spend a lot of time talking about the Ozzy animals that can f**k you up, and sometimes, sometimes, that means we neglect the cuter critters. Yeah...
Poet dragged by Aussie kids after his work came up on their final exams!
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Anyone who’s finished high school knows there’s a reason why kids hate the final exams. Sure, they’re the gateway to the glory of life after school, but they’re also f**ken hard and they often contain more than a few ...
Speed camera captures car travelling at 120kms/hr with bloke on the bonnet
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By this stage, we reckon the phrase ‘play stupid games win stupid prizes’ is known everywhere. Yeah, nah, deadset, it is. Still, that doesn’t mean everyone takes it to heart. Take young blokes hanging out with their m...
Family of rescued Aussie toddler invite renowned Aussie celeb for booze and ‘bags’ on live TV
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If you follow the news here in Ozzyland, you’ll know that the last few days have been an interesting one for the family of missing toddler Anthony 'AJ' Elfalak. Yeah, nah, in a bloody terrifying ordeal, the little tin...
Kid mistakes beer for milo – and now the company’s been banned from advertising it!
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As you can probably imagine, we bloody love a nice drop of craft beer here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and judging from the refrigerators at the local bottlo, we’re not the only ones. Matter of fact, people are loving the s*...
Aussie swimming coach loses his sh*t in epic celebration but apologises for ripping his mask off!
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The bloody Olympics – as we’ve discussed a few times lately – is a pretty f**ken big deal for the Aussie swimming team. Yeah, nah, it’s one of the sports we take really really seriously, and that shows in our high lev...
Aussie pilot falls asleep and misses destination!
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Here in Australia, we might be renowned for being laid-back sons of bitches, but we’re also pretty well-known for our hardworking mentality. Yeah, nah, you put us on the job, and we complete it with tenacity, with gri...
Police release footage of bloke making slow get-away in lawnmower theft
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We know that when it comes to joyrides, bloody Hollywood has created a bit of a stereotype about the way they look, but a recent video released here by coppers from Cairns in Queensland flies in the face of all that. ...
Builders of $700k “half-house” explain WTF went wrong
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Home ownership is seriously one of the great dreams in this country. S**t, it’s one of the great dreams in any country. It’s not always easy, though. Yeah, nah, you need to lay off the avocadoes, pinch your pennies an...
Urgent recall issued for Ozzy Beer Bright Brewery Pineapple Dream
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If you’re anything like us, you probably love beer. There’s a good reason for that: it’s delicious. Plus, with all the experimentation going on in the world of craft beer, there’s tonnes of good stuff happening. Unfor...
Ozzie Mailman f**ken tears it up on his Postie bike
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Here in Australia, our mail delivery comes courtesy of an ancient order of f**ken legends. We call ‘em the posties. And, we s**t you not, these blokes (and sheilas) deserve every cent they make. While you lot overseas...
Christmas in Australia – summed up in a bunch of Tweets
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When you say Christmas, most people are gonna think of the traditional s**t: snow, snowmen, reindeer, Santa, fireplaces, Christmas trees, and presents. A few people will think of the baby in the manger, the three wise...
Australian bloke used a Wheelie Bin to nick $10k worth of cowboy hats
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Although we can’t talk from experience, we reckon that for the discerning criminal, there must be hundreds of ways to camouflage their diabolical deeds. Deadset, the use of the clipboard to access out-of-bounds areas ...
