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Australia will now fine parents twice a month if they fail to vaccinate their kids

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Vaccinations are a common internet topic. To hazard a guess, they’re probably brought up almost as much as the (ahem) prospect of a flat earth, and there always seems to be someone pushing discredited theories about t...

Someone drew a penis so big it can be seen from space

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Anyone bloke who’s ever been to school has drawn a mighty schlong in someone else’s notepad. F**k, anyone who’s had a mate leave his or her notepad unguarded for as long as it takes to sketch a badly rendered beaver b...

Ozzy Sheila Arrested for Getting Pissed and Riding Her Horse to the Bottlo

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Bloody hell, this poor duck’s had a total f**king mare. During a night on the piss, she thinks she's figured out a way to outsmart the coppers and taken the horse instead of the car! The problem with that: she's still...

12 year old boy steals credit card and goes on Bali holiday after fight with mum

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Remember being told ‘no’ as a kid? For most of us, it was a routine part of life. Questions like ‘Mum, can I have a muesli bar?’ ‘Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?’ or ‘Can I please not eat my Brussels sprouts?’ all...

Perth Stadium’s First Streaker Set’s Up Go-Fund-Me Page To Pay His Fine

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When cheeky Ozzy larrikin Ben Jenkins entered Perth’s newest stadium, he did it with one thing on his mind: being the first streaker to grace (or shock) the Optus Stadium grass in his birthday suit! It’s probably f...

Australian Ferry To Be Officially Named Ferry McFerryface After Public Vote

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All right, Wanky McWankfaces, the votes are in! Yes, despite humanity collectively deciding that commitment to a meme is far more important than classical naming conventions in the recent past; Sydney Ferries invited ...

Angry McNugget Lover Arrested After Ordering 200 Hash Browns

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I’ve gotta say, straight up, this is one of the most bogan news stories I’ve ever read.  It’s a tale of disappointment, a tale of anger, of lost tempers and, undoubtedly, a tale of regret. Let’s get the basics out ...

Bloke Gets Sick Of Australian NBN Internet, Builds His Own Broadband Network Instead

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I don’t think I’m saying anything controversial when I mention that Ozzyland’s internet speeds leave a lot to be desired (that’s a polite way of saying they’re fair dinkum f***ed). If you’ve travelled anywhere oversea...

Mother And Son Survive 10 Days In Outback Using These Bear Grylls Techniques

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I’ve always thought that Bear Grylls would be the kind of bloke you’d need with you if you ever became lost in the outback. Of course, you’d have to run the risk of him eating you if there was no other food about, but...

Breakfast TV Hosts Lose Their Sh*t After Nudist Interview Goes Wrong

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Nudists. Apparently, they’re a real thing. And for some reason they were on the Today show this week. To me, that’s just bizarre. It’s live television. Anything could have gone wrong. And of course, it did. ...

Why The World’s Deadliest Bird Keeps Breaking Into People’s Houses

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Now this is what I’m talking about! We’ve heard a lot about the tough guys of the animal kingdom in recent weeks: hippos that lay the smack down on lions, hippos that terrify Steve Irwin, lions that are definitely vot...

Pictures Of Cyrus, The World’s Creepiest Dog Will Haunt Your Dreams

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Dogs. Not just man’s best friends, but our loyal household guardians and most trusted companions. They’re always there to make sure we’re safe from harm, bad guys and cats. They really do watch over us like Uatu watch...

Kangaroo Bounces Over Cyclists Head In Amazing Helmet Cam Footage

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Australia's got a shitload of things that'll fuck you up; sharks, snakes, and spiders are some good examples and they're just a few of the ones that start with the letter S but factor in the other 25 letters of the al...

Sheila Turns Down $1,000 Cash, Old Bloke Nabs It

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This is pure gold ladies and gents. The TODAY show currently has a segment called Random Acts of Cash.  Presenter Steve Jacobs attempts to give folks a thousand bucks out on the street. That's as complex as the segm...

Bloke Snaps His Arm In The Iron Arm Wrestle Competition

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Yeah nah yeah this video is pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty morbid, but provides a fascinating look into live TV gone wrong. A legend on reddit sent it my way for some commentary. Unfortunately, I worry a bit these da...