All Ozzy Man Videos

This epic bloody video showed 40 tonne Whale leaping completely out of water

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Mate, while we talk f**ken heaps about wildlife on this site, you’d better believe we never get sick of it. There’s a reason for that: animals are f**ken rad. Whether you’re talking about something deadly, something c...

Sheila responds to incredibly polite bad parking note

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We’re all familiar with the idea of the driver who just doesn’t bother to park their car correctly. As you know, it’s not a new thing. Some people just don’t seem to give a single f**k when they’re parking their car. ...

Iran might have a fleet of trained Kamikaze dolphins

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As you’re no doubt aware, the US has a long tradition of flexing on Middle Eastern countries. We’re not gonna go into the details of who did what, who started who, and the boofheaded nature of all that, but we are gon...

Bloke’s reaction to fiery fracas while he eats chips has been viewed 18 mill times online

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If you’re familiar with the old Kipling standard, If, you’ll know it’s pretty friggen important to keep your head – even if everyone around you is losing theirs. If you’ve always admired that particular line about bei...

The Internet is throbbing over ‘Fish’ that have appeared on a Californian beach

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Mother Nature, that big bloody legend, is a pretty fickle sheila with moods and quirks that shift like the tides and a sense of humour as cheeky as her fits of rage. One minute, she’s smashing the f**k out of some poo...

This bloke created a smoke breathing Godzilla Christmas tree

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Now that December’s well and truly here and everyone should have their Christmas tree up, we’re gonna give you a squiz at the tree we reckon might just be the king of them all. We give you, Tree-f**ken-zilla! Have a b...

This little legend brought his whole kindergarten class to adoption hearing

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We all know that when you’re just a little tin lid, no taller than a dingo’s donger, you’re at your most innocent and adorable. You see the world differently. You treat everyone with respect and you don’t worry about ...

Once nicknamed ‘skinny dog’ this guy abused synthol more than anyone in history

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We’ve spoken about synthol on here a few times now, and while we’re not exactly doctors, we’re still not super keen on it. But, each to their own and all that, so with news that Brazilian synthol man, Valdir Segato, h...

Doctors have warned against new ritual of ‘bum-sunning’

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You might remember the sheila who was promoting the idea of bum-sunning on the internet the other day. If you don’t, Metaphysical Megan is her name and this cheeky lass jumped online to tell the hole world that exposi...

Ozzy Man Reviews: KSI vs Logan Paul 2

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Well, there we go people, the rematch fight between KSI and Logan Paul happened. It is definitely a thing that happened and some of you at least gave a few s**ts and f***s about it. You don't wanna admit it, you think...

Broke Thai fisherman strikes gold after finding super valuable whale vomit

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Bloody ambergris. It’s probably a fair call to say this is one of the grossest highly valuable substances on the planet. Consisting of a gut-wrenching combination of whale spew and whale turds, it’s a solidified conco...

Instagram Models banned indefinitely from Major League Baseball after distracting players with their “assets”

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Alright sports fans, we got another story coming to us live from Major League Baseball in the US. My favourite kinda sports story, the one's where no one is talking about their balls as such, but more about the fans g...

A Canadian company has developed a bloody full blown invisibility shield

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From Harry Potter to Lord of the Rings and The Invisible Man to your pervy mate’s wet dreams, invisibility has long been the realm of fantasy. Of course, in the real world things like that are just plain old bulls**t....

Chefs of Reddit share the red flags you should look for before eating at a restaurant

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Let’s be honest, we all love eating out. Seriously, if you get it right, it tastes great, there’s no clean-up and you can always chuck in a cheeky beer as well. But, the flip-side of that is that there’s nothing worse...

Italian Reporter silences entire crowd of soccers fans yelling at her to get the jugs out

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Today's yarn comes all the way from Italy, the land of wine, pasta and crazed Soccer fans. Among many other beautiful things like the Vatican and the Colosseum, Italy is home to a young sheila named Diletta Leotta.  ...

Company tries to “slut-shame” job candidate for Instagram post, blows up in their face beautifully

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Getting a decent job that you're happy to rock up to each day is pretty important in the grand scheme of things. Most of us will be working for 50 or 60 odd years, so you may as well try and get work doing something y...

Someone hacked a shoe store and played “adult films” for hours on their TV’s

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The idea of getting hacked by some shonky b**tard makes me bloody nervous... There's stuff on me phone and laptop, that I wouldn't be particularly happy about sharing with the world, no nudie sex stuff, or pics of me ...

World’s first A.I blowjob toy “AutoBlow” is now available for purchase

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Back in December last year, we bought you the news that the AutoBlow Artificial Intelligence penis sucking machine was ready to be developed, after climaxing 500% well above their Crowdfunding financial target. That's...

Photographer removes smart phones to show our strange and lonely existence

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Everyone knows that we are all spending too much time lookin' at our bloody phones, you're doing it now, aren't ya!? And even though we know we're all frying our brains with tech, we just can't bloody help it. With so...

Giant ‘cougar’ causes panic after appearing on garage roof

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Despite what you might think, the dangerous animals we have here in Ozzyland kinda pale in comparison to some of the ones kicking back in other parts of the world. Take the US and their cougars for example. Unlike our...