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Couple Who Had Sex On The Counter Of A Domino’s Pizza Shop Facing Jail Time

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A Scarborough couple who had sex in Domino's pizza joint are facing prison sentences after a video of them shagging was shown in court. CCTV footage of Daniella Hirst and Craig Smith boning on a Domino's counter wh...

‘Band of Brothers’ Had One of The Greatest Casts Ever, And You Didn’t Realise

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How about we grab a brewski, take a seat on the patio and talk bloody television for a bit? You guys down with that? I know I am. We’re going to avoid the big shows everyone is always talking about – me included – and...

British Tourist Chased By Nepalese Woman After Questioning the Price of Tea

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As much as I love this sunburned country we call Straya, it’s always nice to see how the rest of the world lives. And let’s be honest, implications of privilege and entitlement aside, one of the real perks for many of...

Bloke Attempts To Rob MMA Gym At Gunpoint, Gets His Face Smashed

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This has to be one of the dumbest robbery attempts in recent history! A class at Defiant MMA in Burbank, California was interrupted when an intruder burst into the gym and attempted to hold it up. MMA fighter an...

Horrific Moment Bloke Sprinkles His Pubes On The Head Of Sleeping Woman

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Ah, the good old ‘rake’. Doesn’t that bring back memories of high school days and filthy little grots plucking a few loose pubes and sprinkling them on unsuspecting victims? Thankfully, grown-ups don’t have to worry a...

A Female Jogger Dubbed The “Mad Pooper” Is Terrorizing Colorado Springs

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We love a sh***y story here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and this story from the States is definitely number 2 on my list of favourite stories this week! It seems that the town of Colorado Springs has got itself a phantom poo...

Mysterious Eyeless Sea Creature With Razor Sharp Teeth Washes Up After Hurricane Harvey

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The deep, deep ocean; some wankers think it’s beautiful, some wankers think it’s horrifying, some wankers think it’s the last unexplored frontier of our existence. To an extent all of these wankers are right. We’ve go...

Fighter Pilot Draws Massive 56 Kilometre D*ck In The Sky

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When it comes to male humour, there’s one thing that never gets old and never goes out of fashion. The dick joke. Variations on the dick joke ‘come’ in many forms and they’re all funny all the time. All right, t...

Rare White Giraffes Spotted In The Kenyan Jungle

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Good old Africa. It’s one of the few places with tonnes and tonnes of wildlife that doesn’t just rival our own here in Ozzyland, but beats it hands down. They’ve got all the really cool sh** in Africa. Lions, hippo...

Shaman Dives Into Croc Infested Waters To Prove Supernatural Powers, Gets Eaten

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Crocodiles are big scary b*****ds, we all know that, but we also all know that if you stay out of their way they’re one of the easiest man-eating beasts to avoid. Simple fact: unless you’re Steve Irwin (or his progeny...

The Vomit Inducing Moment Vet Pops Dozens Of Maggots Out Of Dogs Skin

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All right, consider this a warning. Today’s video is pretty definitely bloody gross. Creepy crawly gross. Infected wound gross. Shaved dog gross. There’s no official word on where this video originated, but it’s pr...

London Sewers Have Been Blocked By This Elephant Sized Ball of Fat

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With Stephen King’s It absolutely killing it in cinemas at the moment, you might think there could be nothing worse than an interdimensional demon living in the sewers, sh**, you could even be forgiven for thinking it...

The Scientific Reason McDonald’s Coke Tastes Better Than Any Other Fast Food Outlet

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Have you ever noticed that for some bizarre bloody reason, the coke at McDonalds just tastes better than the coke at other fast food restaurants – and no, we’re not talking about the canned and bottled stuff, we’re ta...

Chainsaw Wielding Nun Goes Viral For Hurricane Irma Clean Up Efforts

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All right, ya wankers, this is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever had reason to write. Nun with a f*****g chainsaw.  That’s right. Chainsaw-wielding-nun. Talk about a dangerous habit! When I hear those words com...