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Wife’s Annoying Habit Made This Bloke Hide In A Forest For 10 Years

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The nagging wife, an oft-used comedy trope, probably isn’t as funny as television makes her seem.  A nagging anyone isn’t fun really. Let’s not make this misogynous: nagging bosses, nagging parents, nagging siblings, ...

News Reporter Left Embarrassed After Perfect Photobomb on Live TV

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Sometimes live television is a real gift. It’s the kind of thing that gives us an uncensored swear-word, an overly confident streaker who really should have waited for warmer weather or just a news report that deliver...

Bloke Refuses To Stop Smoking While Pumping Fuel, Employee Has Perfect Solution

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I just absolutely love it when smokers are the butt of a joke. That’s what makes this video so bloody good. It’s filmed on security cam from a service station and it’s believed to be from Bulgaria. Now, if there’s ...

Breakfast TV Hosts Lose Their Sh*t After Nudist Interview Goes Wrong

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Nudists. Apparently, they’re a real thing. And for some reason they were on the Today show this week. To me, that’s just bizarre. It’s live television. Anything could have gone wrong. And of course, it did. ...

Horrific Moment Bloke Sprinkles His Pubes On The Head Of Sleeping Woman

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Ah, the good old ‘rake’. Doesn’t that bring back memories of high school days and filthy little grots plucking a few loose pubes and sprinkling them on unsuspecting victims? Thankfully, grown-ups don’t have to worry a...

Old Dude Riding The Subway REFUSES To Be Intimidated By Man Claiming To Have Killed His Parents

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Here in Straya, we don’t actually have Subway systems, so our only knowledge of them comes from movies and the internet. That might be why the average Ozzy bloke or Ozzy sheila could be forgiven for thinking, yeah, na...

“This Is Crazy”: Utah Nurse Arrested For Keeping Man Safe

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OK, wow. This is probably one of the most blatant bloody cases of ‘holy sh** that escalated quickly’ that I’ve ever seen. One minute this poor bloody nurse is doing her job, the next, Captain Grumpy the policeman a...

High School PE Teacher Fired After Shocking Video Of Screaming Girl Emerges

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OK, this is some messed up sh**. We all know of the stereotypical PE Teacher who’s more than a little bit suspicious thanks to their dubiously tight ruggers, questionable as f*** moustache or predilection for hurling ...

The ‘Cash Me Outside’ Girl Now Has More Problems After This Bizarre Accusation

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Wow. If you think the Cash Me Outside girl is functioning on a negative number of brain cells, you’re going to love her new ‘rival,’ Victoria Waldrip aka Woahvicky. This lovely lady already has her own Urban Dictio...

Dashcam Shows Group of Bikers Enter Destination F*cked After Blocking Off Highway

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If there’s one thing you have to remember in life, it’s this: if you’re going to be a f*cken showpony, you better be damn good at it. It saves you all sorts of humiliation. For example, if you’re going to jo...

Zoo Feeds Live Donkey To Tigers As Visitors Watch On In Horror

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I can think of a bunch of ways I’d rather go than being thrown into a moat full of tigers at a zoo without any way of getting out. Throw me out of a plane, hit me with a bus, I'll take just about anything other tha...

Idiot Drug Dealer Gets Raided While Flashing Drug Money On Facebook Live

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As the old saying goes, crime doesn’t pay. And this saying holds true, especially when you decide to boast about your criminal exploits to all your friends and followers on Facebook Live. Breon Hollings, 22, was st...

Woman Who Went Commando On Fun Fair Ride Panics As She Loses Her Pants

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Are you planning a fun and semi-romantic date to a carnival or local fair? Have you considered telling your significant other to ensure they wear underwear, or are you planning for some easy-access fun? Apparently if ...

50 Cent Makes Fun Of A Bloke Working A Job

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You really know how to be a cunt to the little people ey 50 Cent? It looks like Mr Half Dollar has deleted this video from his Instagram, but it's being uploaded to YouTube. We'll now wait and see how the wanker mana...

Fake Bear Chases Unknown Actor On Snowboard, Media Are Like Flies On Sh*t

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Oh get fucked with "viral" marketing. Get fair dinkum fucked. What the hell is this "Snowboarder Girl Gets Chased By Bear" video gonna end up being an advert for? Or will it just be a hoax...*cynical voice* for fun. ...