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Couple Who Promised To Divorce If Same-Sex Marriage Passed Renege On Promise

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You may remember the Canberra couple, Nick and Sarah Jensen, who said that if Gay Marriage became a ‘thing’ in Ozzyland they’d be forced to divorce.  Well, the Governor General, Sir Peter Cosgrove signed that bad boy ...

Man Owns Racist Woman When She Didn’t Believe He Could Be A First Class Passenger

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Racism comes in many forms.  Whether we’re talking about the totally f****d up extreme and violent end of racism or the bloody insidious form that poisons people’s minds and encourages them to act out on prejudices th...

Angry McNugget Lover Arrested After Ordering 200 Hash Browns

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I’ve gotta say, straight up, this is one of the most bogan news stories I’ve ever read.  It’s a tale of disappointment, a tale of anger, of lost tempers and, undoubtedly, a tale of regret. Let’s get the basics out ...

Drunk Bloke Shoots Himself in the D*ck When Hassling a Gator

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Mate, if you want to see the ultimate reason why you shouldn’t be combining guns, booze and alligators; today’s video is right up your alley. In it, you can see a none-too-wise bloke from Brazil taunt a gator with...

Angry Driver Nearly Runs Himself Over In Road Rage Incident

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Dashcams are bloody grouse aren’t they? Designed originally to provide people with evidence when some silly bloody shenanigans left them needing to make an insurance claim they’ve had the unintended benefit of providi...

Bloke Kills Spider With Blowtorch, Burns House Down In Process

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The phrase, ‘kill it with fire’ is a pretty bloody epic one. It makes a great f***ing meme, and an awesome throwback to John Carpenter’s seminal 1982 horror movie The Thing. Sh**, you could even get away with saying i...

Wife’s Annoying Habit Made This Bloke Hide In A Forest For 10 Years

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The nagging wife, an oft-used comedy trope, probably isn’t as funny as television makes her seem.  And nagging anyone isn’t fun really. Let’s not make this misogynous: nagging bosses, nagging parents, nagging siblings...

News Reporter Left Embarrassed After Perfect Photobomb on Live TV

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Sometimes live television is a real gift. It’s the kind of thing that gives us an uncensored swear-word, an overly confident streaker who really should have waited for warmer weather or just a news report that deliver...

Bloke Refuses To Stop Smoking While Pumping Fuel, Employee Has Perfect Solution

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I just absolutely love it when smokers are the butt of a joke. That’s what makes this video so bloody good. It’s filmed on security cam from a service station and it’s believed to be from Bulgaria. Now, if there’s ...

Breakfast TV Hosts Lose Their Sh*t After Nudist Interview Goes Wrong

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Nudists. Apparently, they’re a real thing. And for some reason they were on the Today show this week. To me, that’s just bizarre. It’s live television. Anything could have gone wrong. And of course, it did. ...

Horrific Moment Bloke Sprinkles His Pubes On The Head Of Sleeping Woman

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Ah, the good old ‘rake’. Doesn’t that bring back memories of high school days and filthy little grots plucking a few loose pubes and sprinkling them on unsuspecting victims? Thankfully, grown-ups don’t have to worry a...

Old Dude Riding The Subway REFUSES To Be Intimidated By Man Claiming To Have Killed His Parents

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Here in Straya, we don’t actually have Subway systems, so our only knowledge of them comes from movies and the internet. That might be why the average Ozzy bloke or Ozzy sheila could be forgiven for thinking, yeah, na...

“This Is Crazy”: Utah Nurse Arrested For Keeping Man Safe

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OK, wow. This is probably one of the most blatant bloody cases of ‘holy sh** that escalated quickly’ that I’ve ever seen. One minute this poor bloody nurse is doing her job, the next, Captain Grumpy the policeman a...

High School PE Teacher Fired After Shocking Video Of Screaming Girl Emerges

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OK, this is some messed up sh**. We all know of the stereotypical PE Teacher who’s more than a little bit suspicious thanks to their dubiously tight ruggers, questionable as f*** moustache or predilection for hurling ...

The ‘Cash Me Outside’ Girl Now Has More Problems After This Bizarre Accusation

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Wow. If you think the Cash Me Outside girl is functioning on a negative number of brain cells, you’re going to love her new ‘rival,’ Victoria Waldrip aka Woahvicky. This lovely lady already has her own Urban Dictio...

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