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Bloke calls Mike Tyson’s face tatts F**KEN UGLY without knowing he is behind him
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We’ve commented before on Mike Tyson’s growth from a feared boxer to a kind of revered entrepreneur and statesman of the public sphere, so we won’t go into all that right now. What we will say, though, is that the dud...
Internet frenzy over Bunnings’ “genius” snag invention
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Here in Straya, one of the truest cultural traditions you can enjoy is a trip to a Bunnings hardware store for a Bunnings snag. Deadset, if you ever come here as a tourist, make sure you jump on this s**t because it’s...
Millionaire Castaway is seeking help on his secluded island as 80th birthday looms
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We always say that the world takes all sorts here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and Australia’s own millionaire castaway David Glasheen’s proof of that. After living the high life in the 80s, he’s been living the life of an is...
Turns out bees ejaculate themselves to death when things get too hot
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As you know, some parts of the world are pretty f**ken hot. Yeah, nah, those of us who live in the warmer parts of Ozzyland know what a f**ken scorcher is. Sweaty ballbags aside, though, we have it better than some cr...
Newly discovered crab species fashions it’s own hat out of Sea Sponges
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One of the things we often talk about when we imagine the undiscovered creatures of the oceans is the potential for horrifying animals. Deadset, we picture big teeth, gangly bits, tentacles, and weird floating lights....
Aussie bloke traps a car-thief using a forklift
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One of things we f**ken love about everyday Aussies is their ingenuity when it comes to stopping would-be thieves in their tracks. In the past, we’ve seen digeridoo-wielding bogans run the crims down in nothing but th...
Man gets knocked out cold by former Heavyweight champ now working security
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For all the talk about celebrity boxing matches lately, it’s important to remember that the real pros – the ones who are properly trained boxers who do it for a career – are still the best in the business. Yeah, nah, ...
Fake footballer bulls**ts his way to pro contract worth almost a million!
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re big fans of the old Chopper Reid quote that you shouldn’t let the truth get in the way of a good yarn. Yeah, nah, old Chops was a bit of character, but he was right about that one. Form...
Bloke in relationship with his car even roots it
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Straight up, we reckon that love is love here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, deadset, we really do. On top of that, we reckon that people should do what makes them happy. If they’re not hurting anyone, we don’t mind ...
Bloke’s X-rated find inside catch: “Didn’t expect this”
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Everyone knows that bloody fishermen love to tell tall tales about their catches. Of course, the existence of mobile phones – and their cameras – means these much-maligned legends of the waterways can prove their stor...
Bloke divorces his wife for cooking him Instant Noodles for every meal
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We’ve gotta be honest, we bloody love a story like this one. Yeah, nah, at first glance it seems so simple, but when you burrow down into it, you can see there’s a legitimate f**ktonne of issues to unpack. There’s the...
Male giraffes headbutt females until they pee, then drink it before mating
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When you think about it, the internet really is man’s greatest testament to knowledge and intellectualism. No matter what kind of info you’re looking for, the world-wide web has probably got it. Yeah, nah, fair dinkum...
Duke Nukem’s getting a movie – and the creators of Cobra Kai are behind it!
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F**ken Duke Nukem is one of the all-time great heroes of first-person shooters. Yeah, nah, while there’s probably a fair bit of debate about the best, and that’ll largely depend on your friendship group, in our neck o...
Missing pet tortoise found alive in attic after thirty years!
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When it comes right down to it, pets are a bloody important part of life. Yeah, nah, it’s true. Whether you like cats, dogs, fish, birds, or any of the other amazing creatures we keep for love and companionship, one t...
Redditors share the biggest ‘OH HELL NO’ moments that made them leave their partners
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F**ken relationships can be a whirlwind. Yeah, nah, when they’re good they’re great, but when s**t goes wrong, or when someone reveals their true colours, they can be pretty bloody nasty. That’s why it’s great to read...
The sex-toy that lets you have sex just with your balls
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It’s probably reasonable to say that any discussion about sex toys can open a can of worms. Yeah, nah, questions like ‘how does that work?’ ‘Why would that feel good?’ and ‘but why?’ Can all be more than sensible ques...
Disneyland employee ruins proposal by snatching ring from man
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Considering Disneyland is supposed to be the place where dreams come true, you might think it’s the perfect place for a dream proposal. Yeah, nah, whether you go in for all that every prince has a princess s**t or not...
Boxing legend Butterbean is back in shape and he’s called out Jake Paul!
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Before we go on, we’ve gotta say that one of the things we f**ken love about the world of martial arts and combat sports is that you can just f**ken call other competitors out like school-bullies. Don’t get us wrong, ...
Robotic Systems Lab robots have trained their Robots to mimic Rocky Balboa!
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When it comes to the world’s greatest training sessions, we all know that nothing can get you in shape as well as Rocky’s regime. Yeah, nah, not even a Mr Miyagi training system is as good as Rocky’s, and fighting mac...
Anthony Smith reveals how drunk Bilzerian and Cerrone ‘removed’ his family from UFC seats
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One of the things we love about UFC is that it’s f**ken chockers with drama. Deadset, if you reckon the kinda soap opera storylines that go with wrestling were only for the pantomime of WWE, we’ve got news for you. MM...
