Monkey steals a bike, fends off a dog and rides off like a f*cken boss

Monkey steals a bike, fends off a dog and rides off like a f*cken boss

Riding a bike is one of those things that everyone has to learn. It’s also one of the things that you really shouldn’t forget. But how would you manage riding your pushy around a tiny little area while an annoying-as-f**k dog yapped at your heels with every pedal? Probably not as good as this monkey, that’s for sure…

Blokes, blokettes, and anyone in-between (we take all-comers here at Ozzy Man Reviews), this little video has a monkey riding a bicycle. That already puts it right up there with the best things you’ll see on the internet today.

Credit: Antique Meme Dealer

Credit: Antique Meme Dealer

When the video opens, we can see a young fella standing with his own pushy and a man we’ll presume is his old boy in the foreground, but if you look behind them you can see something that has the locals running.

Now, I’m not sure if the monkey’s stealing the bike but we do know from past experience that monkeys are nasty little b*stards, so he probably is. Anyway, whatever he’s doing, the little black dog has taken umbrage with it.

Credit: Antique Meme Dealer

Credit: Antique Meme Dealer

The locals come running. They’re probably thinking oh sh*t, the dog thinks he’s being tough…the monkey’s probably going to f**k him up, but they needn’t have worried. The monkey has other ideas. He’s going to make like Freddie Mercury and ride his bicycle. Nah, yeah, he’s going to ride his bike. And you know what, ya legends? He’s going to ride it where he likes.

He gets a running start with the dog nipping at his heels, but eventually he’s on the pushy. He looks at the dog and he’s all like, “What you gonna do about that you big fluffy ball of sh*t?”

The dog, for his part, is just like, “F**k you. F**k you. Get off the bike. F**k you. Fight me like the monkey wanker you are!”

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Credit: Antique Meme Dealer

But monkey, he’s like, nah. “Oh sh*t! Ran you over a bit. That was f**king gold! Sorry, Dog.”

The dog’s like, “Ah sh*t, that really hurt.” And then he reprises his mantra. ““F**k you. F**k you. Get off the bike. F**k you, ya bipedal stooge!”

And this goes on and on and on.

It doesn’t really seem to have a resolution. For all we know, these two are still running and riding around in circles, yapping and pedalling, yapping and pedalling.

Credit: Antique Meme Dealer

Credit: Antique Meme Dealer

Final thought: You know, dogs might be man’s best friend, but I bet you they can’t ride pushbikes as good as that monkey. If anyone knows how this one actually ends, comment on the Facebook post. We’d love to know.

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