Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

“Smells Like Teen Spirit” In A Different Key Proves Nirvana Could Have Been A Mega Pop Band

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Nirvana.  It’s probably pretty bloody fair to say we all know the story.  It’s probably even fairer to say they weren’t exactly known for their chipper and cheerful pop songs.  Well, a horrifying remix of seminal trac...

Ozzy Kid Makes Horror Discovery In School Sandpit During His Lunchbreak

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Ozzyland gets a pretty bad rap for its dangerous animals.  With all the crocodiles and snakes and spiders and scorpions and box jellyfish and cassowaries and blue-ringed octopuses and drop bears, it’s a wonder any of ...

Bloke Spends Week Alone To Prove How Dangerous Loneliness Can Actually Be

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You know, sometimes the thought of a week alone sounds like a pretty bloody good thing, but you’ve got to ask yourself – does your understanding of the word ‘alone’ actually take into account foregoing your social med...

Aussie Bloke Returns To Car And Finds F*&ken Scary Note

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You know, it’s hardly ever good news to find a note left on your car. Whether it’s some filthy b*****d letting you know they’ve dinged it, some whinging b*****d having a whinge or some parking inspecting b*****d finin...

Italian Bloke On Bicycle Uses Home Made Fireworks Launcher During Road Rage

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We love a bloody good road-rage incident here at Ozzyman Reviews, and this bizarre clash between a cyclist and two blokes on a moped from Italy is up there with the best of them. Check this sh** out! F** me sideway...

The Strategy to Win Monopoly Almost Every Single Time Has Been Shared Online

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Thanks to a huge range of clever and creative new titles on the market, board-games are cooler than they've ever been. Whether you're playing a shiny new game or an old classic like Monopoly, one thing hasn't changed....

Bloke Gets Brutally Friend Zoned During Awkward Kiss Cam Segment

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We all know that guys are supposed to be tough. We know they’re supposed to be able to brush off emotion as weak-as-piss.  We know they’re supposed to see pain as only something that’ll pass like a mild bout of the ru...

Police Use Gag From ‘The Simpsons’ To Trick Criminals Into Handing Themselves In

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It can’t be bloody easy working as a boy in blue these days. With all the technology scumbags and lowlifes everywhere have access to, you’d have to be coming up with all sorts of innovative techniques to make sure you...

Mother Elephant ‘Salutes’ Rescuers Who Saved Her Baby

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We frequently visit India here at Ozzyman.com.  Unfortunately it’s usually because someone there has done something dumb or, worse, cruel to an animal.  We’re looking at you, people who threw Molotov cocktails at a ba...

Photographer Reveals The Story Behind THAT Photo Of The Snake-eating Frog

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Remember that bloody awesome photo we posted a while back that, depending on whether you’re a glass half full or half empty kind of person, showed a green tree frog either chowing down on or spewing up a snake?  Well,...

Scientists Catch A 500 Year Old Shark

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You’ve gotta love the wilderness!  Whether you’re in a forest, a savannah, the mountains or the tundra, there’s always some other species there with some sort of amazing story.  Then of course there’s the deserts, the...

The Blokes Of Reddit Go Public With What Makes Them Lose Respect For Other Men

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What does it mean to be a man?  From the bloody great writers of the past like Hemingway and Steinbeck to modern movies (and novels) like Fight Club and from the plethora of internet sites like The Good Men Project an...

Couple Who Promised To Divorce If Same-Sex Marriage Passed Renege On Promise

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You may remember the Canberra couple, Nick and Sarah Jensen, who said that if Gay Marriage became a ‘thing’ in Ozzyland they’d be forced to divorce.  Well, the Governor General, Sir Peter Cosgrove signed that bad boy ...

Chinese ‘Rooftopper’ Wu Yongning Films His Own Death During Stunt

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You’ve probably seen it doing the rounds on Facebook: Chinese man, Wu Yongning, falling to his death after climbing to the top of a twenty-story building and attempting pull-ups from one of its precipices.  While this...

Couple Celebrates Losing Over 190kg With Romantic Gym Snapshot

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Losing weight can be a real motherf****r.  As much as it sounds like simple maths (burn more calories than you eat), it’s not always so easy.  Food is delicious.  Lazing around eating it is fun.  Nevertheless, one rem...

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