Angry McNugget Lover Arrested After Ordering 200 Hash Browns

Angry McNugget Lover Arrested After Ordering 200 Hash Browns

I’ve gotta say, straight up, this is one of the most bogan news stories I’ve ever read.  It’s a tale of disappointment, a tale of anger, of lost tempers and, undoubtedly, a tale of regret.

Let’s get the basics out of the way to start with.  Some absolute tit from Epping in Sydney has landed himself in hot Mcwater after a night on the Mcpiss.

Just before 5am one Saturday morning (so you know it was a total ball-snorter of a Friday night), the bloody idiot has hit up the drive-through for a good old Mcfeed.

Much to the Mcpisshead’s chagrin, he heard the most annoying words you can hear at any Maccas.  “Sorry, bloke, that sh**s on the lunch menu.  We’re doing brekkie now.  Want some hotcakes?”

The Maccas where it all went down. Credit: Google/Daily Telegraph

The Maccas where it all went down. Credit: Google/Daily Telegraph

Now, old mate was rocking a blood alcohol level of 0.175 so he wasn’t just tipsy, he was abso-f***ing-lutely plastered.  Having said that, getting your car through the drive-through in that state is a task in itself, so you know, it’s not all bad.

I’m kidding.  It is.  He really shouldn’t have been on the road.  And his reaction kinda proves it.

“No nuggets,” I imagine him saying.  “Fark, come on cobber, it’s not breakfast.  I ain’t even finished drinking yet…”

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Anyway, long story short: no nuggets.

So what does he do?  He gets the sh**s, that’s what.  He swears at the poor f***er behind the counter, he revs his engine, he does a f***ing burnout and he drops the clutch, fanging it into the car park.

And then he has a brainwave.

“I’ll show you f***ing breakfast, you dopey c***s,” he slurs to himself.  He zooms back around to the drive-through again and he says, “listen you here you Mcf***s.  I want 200 hash browns!”

Not 200 hash browns. Credit: McDonalds

Not 200 hash browns. Credit: McDonalds

I love that this was his go-to.  “You’ve pissed me off now.  You’ve left me no choice.  I’m gonna eat 200 f***ing hash browns in this car park and it’s gonna be all your fault.”

The kind of self-loathing and misdirected anger it takes to make that decision, I think it’s fair to say the poor b*****d is in a dark, dark place.

It’s just a shame he didn’t get to eat them before the cops breathalysed and arrested him.  Now THAT would’ve been a story to tell your grand-kids.

Yep, that many McNuggets for you. Credit: alcosense

Yep, that many McNuggets for you. Credit: alcosense

“That’s right little Johnny, I was so pissed I ate every single one of them.”

H/T: News.com.au.